MFM's birthday is coming up and (hint/hint/subtle fucking hint) he has found his dream computer.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[bluesbassman]

1. Can't afford it. How 'bout a nice wristwatch instead?

[marzipanni]

2. Macro bacon

sizzle

[krispos42]

3. An excellent replacement peripheral to replace the old 3½" floppy drive

now drive "B:" stands for "bacon"!!!




And just because it's marginally related...

[jme0318]

4. When's your b-day?

Mine is the 26th - I'll be 40!!!! - Toby won't give me ANY hints as to what I'm getting - although he did give me an iTunes giftcard - he's the best....

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. May 4 - Taurus - and I think I look pretty damn good for a 74-year-old.

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J/K. I'm nowhere NEAR 74.
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I just look pretty damn good for a 74-year-old.
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[jme0318]

9. I'm a Taurus, also!!

And I am STUBBORN!

Maybe you could get a fake ID saying you are 75+ then everyone will go on and on about how good you look!

Jen

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. That's been one of my favorite jokes for a long time. However...

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...as time marches on, people STILL laugh a little... stop... and
then say, "You're... ... ... NOT... ... 75... ... ... ... are you?"
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[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. I usually click CTRL + ALT + B...who needs a special computer?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. bacon?

[Angry Dragon]

11. I bet you are popular in the dog park

[siligut]

8. How about Archie McPhee's Bacon Collection

A whole COLLECTION! http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Collection.html