Wanna go away for a long weekend? A short vacation? MFM is available to babysit your children.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[NYC_SKP]

1. Ha, reminds me of a National Lampoon parody magazine called "Negligent Mother"...

It's from the seventies.


Yikes, I'm an old fart.


Fuck!


(I might have to go down and dig up that magazine, bring to the scanner... I might be back).


:P

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. PLEASE DO!!!!

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I've been looking for that online many times unsuccessfully -- I seem to
remember THEIR version of "Sparties" was in tartan plaid (maybe), but I'm
certain they were referred to as "5-day disposable diapers" -- to spoof a
REAL product marketed (bizarrely) as "5-day deodorant pads".
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[NYC_SKP]

4. IIRC, it was a "Seven Day Diaper Suit"....

And the cover is hilarious, some airheaded mom and a child in the background in a kiddy pool... ummm, well...

:P

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. AND -- if you have the Nat Lamp fake ad for "Trusting your Proctologist"...

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...I would LOVE to have that.
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It's got a hilariously well-placed eyeball. :rofl:
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I lived in Germany when that came out and we had a bathroom
and a separate "water closet" that WAS about the size of a
closet. That page decorated the door right before your eyes.
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It would have been from the same era as the Negligent Mother
issue.
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