Bring me da buttah.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Phentex]

1. That wig is awful!

Normally she looks great. Don't know what happened here!

[siligut]

4. She had her eyes done a while back and looked pretty stretched

I couldn't tell that was a wig, though it definitely looks dyed. I still like her and watch her, though she has exaggerated her southernisms to appeal to viewers. She is an entrepreneur and raised those boys by herself, gotta respect that.

[betharina]

2. she even sells a ONE QUART butter "warmer"

http://www.amazon.com/Paula-Deen-Signature-Porcelain-1-Quart/dp/B003ZDNKCY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1303483008&sr=8-1

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Decades ago, sitting in my favorite bar on a drizzly Saturday afternoon...

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...a friend had booked his company picnic there but, although they tried
valiantly to hold it anyway... eventually the drizzle became too much and
the party broke up WAY too early.
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My friend and only 4 or 5 people from the picnic came into the bar to carry
on -- and the owner came out and told him that there were still 500 clams
waiting in the kitchen. My friend told him to bring them out.
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It was the inspiration for what became a regular event, "The Annual Clam Orgy".
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I lost track at 70 clams.
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He brought the melted butter out in two big stainless steel roasting pans.
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We were ALMOST literally elbow-deep in butter.
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It was GLORIOUS!!!!!
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[jmowreader]

7. I'm not really sure that's a genuine licensed Paula Deen product

I'd be more convinced if it held a gallon of butter. But maybe this is for people who haven't quite taken to the Zen of Deen.

[MilesColtrane]

5. Last Tango in Atlanta?

*shudder*

:scared:

[DoBotherMe]

6. kick

[Incitatus]

8. That's photoshopped, right?

Please tell me that's photoshopped.