Well I go to the VA next week to have some more of the resident

[Old Troop]

mortar fragments removed. My question to the lounge is this...
Do you think the VA might throw in lipo if I ask really nice?

[siligut]

1. LOL

I have heard that they will do a tummy tuck when you are in for another abdominal surgery, sort of a little add-on since you are already taking up the time and space. But not so sure about lipo, and series, it seems it is awful painful and they keep you wrapped up real tight after, and there is massive bruising and all kinds of potential for problems. Good luck with getting rid of some of those fragments though.

[jmowreader]

2. They didn't when I asked nicely on Monday

I figured as long as they were in there slurping up my appendix (they need to add to the pre-op information "about 12 hours after we do this, at least one of your shoulders is going to hurt like fuck even though everything we did to you is two feet away. This is normal.") they could slurp up a little of that belly fat. No such luck.

[RedCloud]

3. Maybe the VA in VA since it "is" for lovers?

[UTUSN]

4. Da VA will kick your butt and tell you to FUCK OFF. n/t

[underpants]

5. Where in Va?

How many Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb?


Three

One to change it and two ta remembuh how good the oooold one was