All of my threads get moved or are locked

[Keith Bee]

Maybe I should just hang out here until I hit the magic 1,000+ :scared:

[RandomThoughts]

1. I figure if that occurs to my post.

The retribution will fall on the censors, and since removing censorship is one of my goals for thought feeling and education, that does not bother me.

Besides, thinking something has to be read is a very naive view of existence.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. Mods get bonus pay for moving and locking threads

And bonuses are doubled if the OP has < 1000 posts.

Blame Grovelbot.

Reply to this a couple hundred times and you should be good to go.

:hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. it is like furniture, don't leave the ottoman in the middle of the room and

they won't move it. Also, remember to put the chairs back in the diningroom and you will be fine. All sofas should be blue, of course.

[Deep13]

4. IBTL nt

[Richardo]

5. Here's to keeping that streak intact!

:patriot:

[seabeyond]

11. ha ha ha. funny. nt

[siligut]

6. Just hang out here for the lulz and MFM pics

Some of the the forums can really get you down. LBN gets the most locked and moved threads, the rules are pretty concrete over there and readily enforced. Now tell a joke or something. :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

8. In honor of NHL playoffs...

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.
"No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"
The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."

[siligut]

13. lulz

:rofl: :hi: Thank you

[Ptah]

7. All my rowdy friends have settled down

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TmgaOzps2M


IBTL

[Iggo]

9. 1000 ain't magic...and IBTL. (n/t)

[Maine-ah]

10. aren't you the one who complained

about my LBN post about the missing Maine woman?

[Keith Bee]

14. Not sure

What was the nature of the complaint?

[Maine-ah]

15. the complaint was

what does a missing woman have to do with DU?

edited to add....

sorry if it wasn't you. Just couldn't remember the poster's name, because their post was removed.

[Keith Bee]

16. If it was in LBN, I wouldn't have knocked it

I think I'm clean on this one.

[Maine-ah]

17. lol,

sometimes I wish they didn't remove the post, so I could manage to put the person on ignore. :hi:

[Rosie1223]

12. Maybe you should review the rules.

just sayin'

[Dr. Strange]

18. It's against the rules to tell people to review the rules.

Maybe you should read the rules.

Wait...
:freak:

[MiddleFingerMom]

19. It's against the rules to tell people that it's against the rules to tell people to review the rules

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Next.
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[Dr. Strange]

21. I think you just broke the universe.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. That is one very cool graphic!

Thank you for posting it!

[Angry Dragon]

20. Bring popcorn

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[RedCloud]

23. Perhaps you have a paranormal sewing machine?

[Ptah]

24. I was going to say that happened to me once,