Hey ladies - new job opening for the open minded....

[LynneSin]

http://www.popeater.com/2011/04/24/charlie-sheen-dumped-by-goddess-bree-olson/

Charlie Sheen Dumped by 'Goddess' Bree Olson

Charlie Sheen is on the last leg of his live 'Torpedo of Truth' tour, but still has plenty to say.

On Saturday night, he revealed startling news about his love life to a crowd in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. (many of whom reportedly scored tickets after Sheen offered them free on Twitter), confessing that he was down to just one "goddess," because porn star Bree Olson left him.

And she dumped him via text message, according to RadarOnline.com. During a Q&A segment, an audience member reportedly asked the fired 'Two and Half Men' star how he and his two "goddesses" were doing. The actor replied, "Not well, because one left." Sheen also admitted that Olson informed him in a text.

So ladies, I guess CHarlie will be looking for a replacement goddess.

:crazy:

[NewJeffCT]

1. Poor Charlie

he was obviously a naive innocent who was taken advantage of by those mean, evil women.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Bree!

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Call me.
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[struggle4progress]

3. This is just heart rending. It seemed like such a picture book romance: Charlie and wazzername-1

and wazzername-2

[gratuitous]

5. Please! These women have names you know

But Charlie could only remember "Thing 1" and "Thing 2."

[struggle4progress]

6. Apologies. I'm afraid I've been crying too much to be able to google their names.

Such a tragic end to this epic love story has really hit me hard

:cry:

[gratuitous]

7. There, there

We're all upset about this. No need to apologize. I mean, it came on so suddenly, just out of the blue.

[struggle4progress]

9. I'm gonna try and see if a pound of chocolate and a fifth of scotch helps. Or maybe several

rum and coke vanilla ice cream floats. I just hate it when this kinda stff happens

:(

[LynneSin]

8. I really thought these people would make it as a, um, a, ah....

couple?

[struggle4progress]

11. I know. Middle-aged millionaire bunks up with the nanny and a twenty-something

star who he selflessly rescued from her life in the porn industry, at the cost of his own marriage, I should add: plus, the girls even got their own room, and he didn't force his wife to move out

I thought it was even more romantic than that Shakespeare play -- Henry VIII and Juliette or whatever it is

[nolabear]

4. Where is your goddess NOW?

[annabanana]

10. Yooo Hooo. . Mr. Winner!!.. I"LL take the job!

[LynneSin]

12. I'd suggest you get all you shots up-to-date. Treat it like you're traveling to an exotic country..

because that's probably the type of disease you'd encouter being one of Charlie Sheen's goddesses.

[freshwest]

13. Cruel, but true.