Alert Trump! Baby boy born in Zimbabwe yesterday plots course to US presidency

[rurallib]

I expect the Donald will be on this like a laser.
His secret army of investigators will be standing guard at Hawaii's borders, hospitals and newspapers to stop a plot similar to the one Barack Obama's family successfully carried out nearly five decades ago.
Few are as gifted as the Donald at ferreting out lefty, comie pinko, nazi, muslim plots as the Donald.
Your nation owes you great thanks, Donald. You may file another bankruptcy on the house.