This is my 1,000th Post

[Keith Bee]

So, where the hell are my 72 virgins???

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Keith Bee!

Congrats on joining the Four Digit Club!

Here's to many, many more great posts!

But alas, you're not yet eligible for those 72 virgins...

For those, you have to DIE.

I'm sorry.

;)

[rug]

2. Definitely not in the Lounge.

Try here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=242

[nolabear]

3. Sorry; they couldn't make it. How about 76 trombones?

Better shelf life.

[freshwest]

4. Congratulations. But you should be careful what you ask for...

Six dozen chicken eggs will arrive at your door tomorrow.

Make some deviled eggs. That's as good as it's gonna get, KB.

:rofl:

[kimi]

5. Hey, congrats!

72 virgins? HERE??

:rofl:

[RedCloud]

6. You know virgins get sacrificed. Why chance it?

[Ptah]

7. Why was this moved to the lounge?

:shrug:

[RedCloud]

9. That's good intel you have. They should warn us when we get dumped on!

[applegrove]

8. Congrats. But as Bill Maher said.."what if it wasn't 72 virgins, what if it was really 72

virginians"

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. Don't worry. They'll find you.

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[Throd]

11. Nice Post, Hitler

[yellerpup]

12. Congratulations.

There aren't 72 virgins anywhere. At least not at the age of consent. But congratulations on your 1000 post. :hi: