In a panic, Stilgar thought, "We never asked for the Lisan al Gaib's birth certificate!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

How do we know he is who he says he is? What if he has Harkonnen blood?

[hedgehog]

1. Stolen by me in 5 minutes flat!

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Stolen to where?

Inquiring minds like to know.

[SOteric]

3. Truly. That has been NBC's problem in the past

with late night hosts. They were certain they'd signed Harkonnen O'Brien.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. lol.

You're still the best! :thumbsup:

[SOteric]

9. Nah.

I'm pretty sure *you're* the best! :thumbsup:

[MrCoffee]

4. He does, in fact, have Harkonnen blood through the Lady Jessica

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Yes, that's what makes the joke so much more funny than if I'd left it out.

:P

[MrCoffee]

7. Bene Gesserit witch!

[SOteric]

8. Now, now, Mr. C - remember the litany:

"Beer is the mindkiller..."

[sarge43]

11. "Let it pass through you ...." n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. lol - perfect!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

10. I think he's a ghola....

secretly placed in Jessica's womb by the Bene Tleilax. I think there's a rule somewhere that says gholas can't be the Lisan al-Gaib. I got some people on Tleilax looking into it.

[Ikonoklast]

12. Look, we all know Stilgar wasn't particularly quick on the uptake.

Making fun of him here is just plain mean.

[PVnRT]

14. Meanwhile

This distracted from the news that elements within the Spacing Guild were considering not allowing the spice limit from Arrakis to be raised....


Fuck it, I got nothing.

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Hey - at least you tried! Off to a good start.

:D

[Dr. Strange]

16. "Duncan. I need you to move that filing cabinet."

A filing cabinet? He brings me back, just to move a filing cabinet? Duncan sighed in exasperation. "Where to, exalted one?"
"In that corner, over there. And mind your tone!" Leto roared. This Duncan doesn't have long, I think.
Duncan strained with the plasteel cabinet. "Kull Wahad! What's in here?"
Do I tell him? Reveal to him that the cabinet contains all 9588 of his Tleilaxu birth certificates? Not to mention my stash of Playboys? No, fuck him. He doesn't need to know.

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. lol. Brilliant!

One birth certificate for every regeneration.

:rofl:

[ElboRuum]

18. Hey, leave that ghola alone! n/t

[provis99]

19. whereupon Paul, thrusting the ducal signet before Stilgar, shouts

"You say I am the Mahdi...I say I am your Duke! (now make me a spice sandwich)"

[Dr. Strange]

20. I'm kicking this thread...albeit in an irregular pattern.

So as not to draw the attention of the worms.