Have you ever cheated on your SO?

[ohiosmith]

[Wickerman]

1. Uh, might not a poll have been a better way to get

responses on this mildly delicate and personal issue?

Oh, and by the way, honey, if you happen to looking on to DU today, the answer remains, no! :P

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. Her sister doesn't count, right?

:shrug:

[ohiosmith]

4. Family members are fair game.

[eyesroll]

5. So that's what you two were doing when you hung out in her room

that one time...and I thought you were there because you hurt your ribs and she had the one good chair...

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. If by "the one good chair,"

you mean "the only one suspended from the ceiling," then yes.

[TXlib]

12. BWA HA HA HA HA HA!

[FunBobbyMucha]

3. Came close when I was younger.

I was about two years into my marriage when an aerobics instructor with the most amazing body I'd ever seen was ALL. OVER. ME. The kind of woman you always want and never get was suddenly all about the Bob. She made it clear that she was willing, kinky, and discreet. She kissed me in an elevator and I kissed her back. Then, in a rare display of restraint and good sense, I told her I was flattered beyond all measure, and would at the moment like nothing better, but I couldn't.

I chalk the whole thing to the cruel pheremonal paradox that occurs when a man is unavailable. In the first few years of my marriage, I was suddenly attractive to a caliber of women who barely acknowledged me when I was single and on the prowl.

Still glad I didn't do it, though my dick still resents me.

[asthmaticeog]

10. "cruel pheremonal paradox"

Sounds like I need to get married...

[Anaxamander]

6. Yes

But just once. Okay, six times, but that's all.

[Zookeeper]

7. No, but...

I've lusted in my heart. ;-)

[XNASA]

9. Cheat. On my Senior Officer?

No way, man.

Or maybe you meant Symphony Orchestra?

[tsakshaug]

11. maybe my..

DO,RE, ME, FA,LA, TE, DO
but never on my SO

[Rowdyboy]

13. Nah, he knows me WAY too well

I don't lie well at all and he'd recognise my uneasiness in about two minutes.