Instead of GAYNESS would you prefer that I be SHOVED

[La Lioness Priyanka]

down your throat :evilgrin:

[KinkyDem]

1. yes

:wink:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. hey man how are you?

[KinkyDem]

8. not to break your heart but

I have a new crush. Sorry. I'm sure it must be hard for you, but we'll just have to be strong.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. i think i can deal

who is your new crush?

[KinkyDem]

13. My wifes best friend

she's having trouble with her husband. She keeps saying and doing things over the last few days that have made me see her in an all new light and I want her.

It's very complicated. Her husband has broken their marriage contract and I must agree with her that he did it in a way that is simply unacceptable. She's unhappy and I know that for at least an afternoon every few weeks my wife and I could put a smile on her face for days, if not weeks to come.

I love her dearly. I have known her for better than a decade and I have neer had these thoughts about her before. I'm very confused.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. aahhh better not get involved with your friends

nothing good will come off it...seriously..

[KinkyDem]

19. you know what ...

she's already cheating on him. My wife is her emotional support. It may sound crass but I want a piece of that too, damnit! We won't treat her the way her husband does. We're at least honest with eachother, which is more than I can say about her other boy and I'm having a hard time not responding to her being all subby to me. It's not fair!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. but once you are both her sexual support too

you may loose her as a friend...thats all i am saying...life aint fair baby!

[KinkyDem]

22. I know!

And I am terrified of that happening.

I am also having a hard time with deceiving her husband, not that anything has happened that needs to be kept secret.

She doesn't know yet. She suspects though. We're going over tonight to hang out with them and I dread it. I'm resigned to telling her how I feel and I jsut hope it doesn't suck too bad. I suppose if she doesn't laugh at me I'll be OK. A heartfelt "No." would be OK, but women don't tend to take my advances seriusly and so I can only imagine she will think it a joke.

Just so we're clear. I would take her and her kids and move her into my home. No questions asked. With us or not with us. I don't have much in the way of expectations from her, but I want her to know. If for no other reason, she has got to stop being all subby to me, calling herself my "other girl", etc or I am gonna lose it.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

23. Me too

[arcane1]

3. hmm..

it is probably best that I not reply to this one :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. i just wonder whether you and kinky realize

that its difficult to shove something 5 ft and 126 pounds down ones throat

[arcane1]

9. Difficult? Yes

Fun to try? Definitely :silly:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. arcane

i see my foot down your mouth....and thats about it...you will :puke:..and that will be that

[arcane1]

21. well when you put it that way...

you make a good point :)

I still say dive in head first and see what happens! It's better than having right-wing propaganda shoved down my throat, anyday

[EstimatedProphet]

16. Not if you're Rush Limbaugh

Big enough mouth and all...

[Fenris]

4. Mmmm...yes!

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. ok

here goes 5 ft and 126 lbs down your throat

[Fenris]

12. Well, I am an anaconda, so 126 is considered lightweight.

That sounded unintentionally sexual.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. well an anaconda can swallow me

[dbt]

5. Oh, PLEASE, Ma'am!

Have you ever heard of the Clydesdale System?

:evilgrin:
dbt

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. no

have not? what is it?

[dbt]

14. Has to do with the Budweiser Brackets Rating System

He: In my book, you're a 4
She: Whaddaya mean? I know I'm a 10 and you're calling me a 4???
He: Yeah, that's how many Clydesdales it would take to pull you off my face!

:smoke:
dbt