Look look! Is funny! (forgive repost)

[Bossy Monkey]

I think folks missed this the first time around (except 3 of you) because I chose a crappy subject line. If you caught it and just didn't like it, feel free to tell me I'm an idiot in a reply. (I never mind a little kick, in the Internet message board sense at least.) Anyways, here goes:

As I mentioned the first time, I'm only making fun of Fox News in particular and cable news in general. (Saw a Fox blonde on MSNBC this morning; it's spreading!) DU blondes, whether natural or otherwise, are of course a whole 'nother category entirely!

[ewagner]

1. Missed it the first time

Thanks for reposting...

vis a vis FAUX:it's so true, sooooo true...........

[Supormom]

2. Can you come up with one for the Faux Lip Gloss

They all appear to be wearing 20 coats of shiny lip gloss as well.

[Bossy Monkey]

3. I don't know where to go w/ that except media whore, and I really hate...

that term. Hmmmmm, lemme think about it. Maybe something like:

FOX NEWS brand
Lacquered Lip Gloss
Layer after layer after layer
The lies come out smoothly
The sheeple never even notice
they're being hypnotized


Whaddayathink?

[Supormom]

4. Lacquered lip gloss

I like that one!

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Ok, here ya go!

I'll ponder whether it's worth a "Look look! Is also funny!" thread.

[Bossy Monkey]

5. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

I was going to ask Supormom what shade the lip gloss should be, then figured out how to look it up instead and oh god do I wish I hadn't:
http://www.gogomag.com/talkingheads/foxnews_f.htm
Every. friggin'. one of them. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Oh by the way, nice catch, Supormom! Lip gloss, lip gloss everywhere!

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Cynical, self-serving kick; kindly look at reply #6 (n/t)