True Love:

[Robb]

[hippiechick]

1. An unattainable fairy tale

:hippie:

[everythingsxen]

7. Love is real!

I tell ye! I live the dream!

Let your soul free and dare to hope for that lofty goal of true love and you can find it!

AlienGirl - I love you! :loveya:

[hippiechick]

21. I'm glad for you ...

but most of the humans that wander the planet aren't so fortunate.


:hippie:

[AlienGirl]

23. I love you too!

:loveya:

[KinkyDem]

2. No, he said "To blave"

which all know means to bluff, as in poker. I'm not bringing this guy back to life just so he can pay his gambling debts!"

Llllliiiiiaaaarrrrr! He said True Love!

[everythingsxen]

9. WARNING - overthinking post ahead---

I always thought he said "to blathe". (I mean that's what I thought MIracle Max said - I am too lazy to look it up on the net, so I will just use wild conjecture to say that's what it is!)

On that note though...

Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Only slightly less well know is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

[KinkyDem]

16. YAY! Clap clap clap

someone got it! In the novel adaptation of the screen play I believe it was pselled to blave, but wha tht ehell do I know! I'm just glad someone got my joke.

And I use rule #1 all the time when talking about the Shrub, have we learned NOTHING from The Princess Bride?

[lolly]

27. Don't know about love . . .

But Westley NEVER dies.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. It's real. I used to not think so, but, even when I'm mad at him, MrGrumpy

still makes my tummy do flip flops when he walks in the room. :hi:

[everythingsxen]

10. That's great

I always love to hear stories of love. :)

[jpgray]

4. Something we humans are too wrapped up in to effectively examine?

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. love is a sexually transmitted disease

[everythingsxen]

14. It's also airborne..

And can even be transmitted over the internet!

It's also incurable. :D

[hunter]

6. Akin to magic...

Lucky me.

[everythingsxen]

11. Yes!

Magic of doom! :D

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. Poppycock!

Poppycock, I say!

[everythingsxen]

12. Who is this poppy you speak of?

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

13. It's freakin' alchemy.

[everythingsxen]

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[Elidor]

15. Love, love is a verb

Love is a doing word
Fearless on my breath
----------
- Teardrop, Massive Attack

[LastKnight]

17. i swear its out to get me...

ive had nothin but bad voodoo with love... it has not been good to me... it gets my hopes up and then lets me down every time, it has only shown me dissapointment every time.

-LK

[everythingsxen]

19. Keep the faith LastKnight!

The only way to find love is to look for it and hope for it!

I am sure you will find it!

[pagerbear]

20. How the hell would I know?

Not that I'm bitter....

[SarahB]

22. I don't know what that means

I think if you can get two people together who deeply care for one another, have good chemistry in the bedroom, have good chemistry OUT of the bedroom, share values, share goals, can communicate well, and can sustain a commitment with one another, that's about as close as you can get to ideal.

[camero]

24. I forgot

Course I don't think I ever truly had it either.

[khashka]

25. Love

is the exchange of two fantasies.

That's not as cynical as it sounds, though. It can be an honest and fulfilling exchange, but too often is not.

Khash.

[PassingFair]

26. Love...

is will.

[Robb]

28. Very interesting idea

...and a :kick: for the weekend.

[Deja Q]

30. Ah yes, the wonderfulness of Enlightenment!

Also interesting how Persuasion didn't have to make a comment, Monarch merely listened to Enlightenment's edification...

[Deja Q]

29. 6 words...

People are unreliable, so suit yourself. :D

Or

Let the fingers do the walking. :evilgrin:

[PopSixSquish]

31. In the Words of the John Denver...

Perhaps love is like a resting place
A shelter from the storm
It exists to give you comfort
It is there to keep you warm
And in those times of trouble
When you are most alone
The memory of love will bring you home