What should I do if the White House said 2+2=4?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Check on an abacus and three caluclators.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Updated.

Abacuses. I forgot abacuses.

Is it abacuses, abaci or... nah, I won't go into that again.

[dweller]

2. check

to see if your wallet is still there first.

dp

4. figure no one can be wrong 100% of the time

and move on

[Liberal Veteran]

5. Assume they are about to do something REALLY REALLY bad.

And that's why they are sending up a smokescreen.

[JohnLocke]

6. Check on an abacus, three calculators, and an algebra professor (nt).

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. LOL and my mind-reading powers say you cut-and-pasted GOPisEvil's subject

And then check up the professor at fundrace.org -- s/he may be a plant!

[jmowreader]

8. What I would do...

1. Check on six different calculators
2. Use Excel 2001 on the Mac to cross-check
3. Use Excel XP on a Windows machine to cross-check that
4. Call a math teacher and ask her
5. Take an average of all ten responses
6. And still assume the WH was lying!

9. godard's answer

In order to know what two plus two equals, you have to know what plus means.

[Bucky]

10. Deny everything and attack 3 for being "out of the loop"

[johnnie]

11. be shocked...

....that they actually said something without getting ready to cover it up.

[lostnfound]

12. Ship warm blankets and coats to hell..

because it has obviously frozen over.

13. figure Daylight Savings Time just started

and that it's really 5.

[Exultant Democracy]

14. Make them prove that there were any twos in the first place

for them to add. If that fails make them prove the number two (it is harder then you may think.)