I still love you, Man (Cont.)

[MrScorpio]

Yeah... You're still the man, Man. I don't know what we'd do without you. Like remember when Wifey would come home early in the morning, all tired and oily from working a shift at the baby oil factory? She'd throw that big stack of singles in the drawer and would be too tired to at least give me a hummer? But you were there for us, Man. Remember? Yeah, therapeutic massage... That was the ticket. That shit's expensive too. But since you offered to give her a free session, three times a week, she'd come home and at least once a week she'd give up the poonanny. Man, I'm glad I paid for your correspondence course. I'd do anything for you, Man. You're like my brother.

You always got my back, too. Like remember when you saw that tall kid break into my truck to steal my winning Pick Five ticket? You were right next to me when we track him down, the following week. You pointed out and that he was sporting some brand new expensive kicks, that could have only been bought with my stolen lotto ticket. After we ran him down, you held him down while I kicked his ass. Too bad he turned to be a little pussy, screaming for his mommy and cryin' that he didn't steal anything. Of course, he did. You saw him do it. Damn kids can never tell the truth. Speaking of kids, you just finished installing that in-ground pool in your back yard, right? What do you say, we bring the kids over this weekend for a swim? I'll bring some steaks and brewskis.

Thanks for hipping me onto that way to make some extra cash, Man. Jeez, I don't know where all the money went. One day it's there and the next it ain't. But you got me the hook up, Man. Especially, with that idea to sell cleaning supplies and soap to the folks in the neighborhood. Great plan, I buy it from you at a wholesale discount and I'll mark up the price to retail and sell it around the 'hood. I know I'm going to make a lot of money. Because with all the stuff I got in the garage, once I sell it , I can do nothing except MAKE money. Yeah, that's right, Man... Because of you I can be the biggest AMWAY distributor in the whole STATE!!!

That's why I still love you, Man... You're always looking out for me.

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