Bush/Cheney: Top 10 Reasons

[orwell]

Top Ten Reasons why Bush and Cheney will “testify” together:

10. Bush carries Cheney nitroglycerine pills in suit pocket, just in case.

9. Deficit starved Feds save money by pulling a “twofer.”

8. "Unca Dick" can help Bush complete an entire sentence.

7. Will make a nifty campaign slogan: Bush/Cheney: they’re inseparable.

6. Cheney has a free afternoon—secret location needs “cleaning”.

5. Bush’s earpiece has been acting up, picking up Randi Rhodes at inopportune moments.

4. Cheney always carries the launch codes.

3. Bush laughs uncontrollably at the word “testify.” Thinks it is a dirty joke.

2. Unca Dick promised to take Georgie out for ice cream when they are done.

And the number one reason Bush and Cheney will “testify” together:

1. It’s difficult to coordinate the hand signals from across the room.

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[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Nicely done!

I especially love the nitro joke.

[NightTrain]

2. Bush's earpiece keeps picking up Randi Rhodes.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Asteroid]

3. ROTFLMAOAOAOAOAOAO

I just keep waiting for Bush to slip up and say "President Cheney... I mean Vice President Cheney."