OMFG!!! Mrs Matcom On The Phone With Nothingshocksmeanymore RIGHT NOW!!

[matcom]

lock up your CHILDREN!! :scared:

:wow:

hold me!!!

HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ramifications of this could be MASSIVE!!!!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

1. You are toast.

Teena's got the whole "gay catalog of recruiting gifts" to offer. If they start talking toaster overs, be afraid!

[matcom]

10. THEY ARE DISCUSSIGN TOASTER OVEN RECIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

:scared:

[GOPisEvil]

12. Stop Will from moving!!!!

I think you're going to need a roommate soon.

:scared:

[DrWeird]

2. I sure hope Mrs. Matcom is for real.

Who does she work for? S.P.E.C.T.R.E.?

[GOPisEvil]

4. U.N.C.L.E.

:D

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. Seppuku?

With noogies? ;-)

[JanMichael]

5. HANG UP! I haven't seen Steph in a WEEK!

She'll steal your mate, mate.

[flamingyouth]

6. She'd better be straightening you out on how to make ribs!

:evilgrin:

[ikojo]

7. You are SO in trouble

Best be coming up with some alibis, QUICKLY


Good luck MATCOM....

You will be remembered fondly.

[matcom]

8. ACK!!!

they are STILL on the phone!!

Lord KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE PLOTTING!!! :scared:

[GOPisEvil]

9. Is your wife laughing a lot?

Sort of snickering? In an evil, maniacal sort of way?

:scared:

[matcom]

11. I.Am.Dead.

buh bye DU x(

[GOPisEvil]

13. It's been good knowing you!

If you need a place to hide out, call me!

[ikojo]

14. Oh I am sure Mrs Matcom will keep you around

IN ONE FORM OR ANOTHER until the election. You are after all a vote for Kerry.

Then again there is always ABSENTEE voting......

I would be concerned about post election time however.

[blondeatlast]

15. Yeah, when that early ballot arrives, DUCK AND COVER!

But vote John Forbes Kerry; D/President of the United States, first.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

16. ruh roh

You could be in some trouuuuuble :D

[absyntheNsugar]

17. I think NSMA and Matcom are the SAME PERSON

Ever notice the two are never in the same post togehter? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

[matcom]

18. i only WISH that were true!

they are PLOTTING AGAINST me I tells ya!!

:scared:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. I HAVE YOUR WIFE. IF YOU WANT HER BACK YOU MUST POST

NSMA'S RIBS ARE THE BEST!

It has to be it's own thread...no funny shit with invisible ink...you must worship the rib master if you hope to see your wife again.

This is not a hoax. You must follow the instructions...or she will forever be a slave






to the hood of my car

[GOPisEvil]

20. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[matcom]

21. NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can HAVE MY WIFE BUT YOU WILL

NEVER HAVE MY RIB RECIPE!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE AFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU VILE HEATHEN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take My Wife...... PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. She looks so sweeeeeeeeeeet

on the hood of my car....BWAHAHAHAHAHA....suffer!

[matcom]

27. i love you so much Teena!!

you

ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

39. That's not the five words I want to hear

say em or Mrs. Mat is Mrs Shocksmeanymore...forever and ever

[Florida_Geek]

23. This is not looking good Matcom

:scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:

Did they say anything about cooking IT in pieces in the toaster oven.....

[Skittles]

24. WHY AM I THINKING OF "ROSS" FROM FRIENDS??

I.........I'M NOT SURE :7

[matcom]

25. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

well my love, you are VERY CLOSE!!!

:D

:scared:

[GOPisEvil]

26. Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Skittles!!!!! You are EEEEEEEEE-vil!!!!

[Skittles]

28. well THANK YA David

I'll take that as a compliment. Man, I am toasted; drank three margaritas at Rockfish. *SLURP* :D

[GOPisEvil]

29. THREE?!?!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Skittles]

31. ok . . . . and a couple of Hurricanes

Tom was driving - the screen was blurry so I put on my glasses and it made it worse - LOL

[GOPisEvil]

32. LOL!!!!

I can't imagine you drunk!! You're fun enough sober! :D

[matcom]

30. me getting drunk too

wanna have some fun? :D

scrue
cresue
scrough
csrough
OH NEVERMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:D

[GOPisEvil]

33. You SHOULD be drinking!

:D

[Skittles]

36. I'd be drinking if Tombo was chatting up the local hairdresser

:o

[Skittles]

34. I'm drinking a Jack Daniels Country Cocktail now

I got 'em at Krogers. What set me off on a drinking binge? My cat brought a lizard in through the window and its tail separated - you know, that defense mechanism thing and IT (THE TAIL)KEPT MOVING - LIKE A FREAKING SNAKE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The lizard itself was not harmed but he was running around the room so I threw the cat out and scooped the lizard into a jar and let him go outside. But when I went back in the bedroom CLANCY WAS EATING THE TAIL WHICH WAS STILL MOVING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIKE A FREAK SHOW

I NEED ANOTHER DRINK

[GOPisEvil]

35. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

I damn near spit out my water!

[Skittles]

37. WELL

IT WAS EITHER TAKE THE SIDEWINDER OUT OF HIS MOUTH OR HAVE A FEW DRINKS. LORDY. :o

[GOPisEvil]

38. LOL! The sidewinder?!!

It was just a freaking lizard tail.

You just wanted to get drunk. Don't make excuses!

[Skittles]

40. OK

TOM IS ON THE PHONE CHATTING IT UP WITH A HAIRDRESSER. :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

41. WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THAT FLOOZY?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

42. Thanks god my dog doesn't do that

He just licks his balls then kisses me.

[GOPisEvil]

43. Typical male.

;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

44. Actually I'd like you all better that way if you could do that!

It's the asking ME part I can't get with :D

[GOPisEvil]

45. If we could do that, we'd never leave the house.

[Skittles]

47. leave the house?

f***, y'all would never GET DRESSED :o

[GOPisEvil]

48. True!

You know us so well.

[Skittles]

49. let's see

I grew up with five brothers and no sisters, spent 4 years in the military and I've been dating over 30 years. Oh yes I have paid my dues. :)

[GOPisEvil]

50. Yep...so true.

Plus, we are not that tough to figure out.

[Skittles]

55. my cat is trying to get me to feed him

I wonder why cat food is flavored chicken and beef - when's the last time a cat dragged home a side of beef? They should be rat flavored or maybe even lizard tail. :o

[GOPisEvil]

56. Or fish!

[Skittles]

46. always bringing home some stray tail?

yeah

[LynneSin]

51. We can top that - DS1 in a hotel with LynneSin & Ramsey

HA!

[GOPisEvil]

52. Now that is a den of iniquity.

You two are great...it's that DS1 character I worry about. :D

[LynneSin]

53. He's a sweetheart

btw - turn your phone on!!!

[GOPisEvil]

54. It IS on. Always.

:-)

[LynneSin]

57. PM ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER NOW

For some reason I'm getting a drunk who has no idea who you are

[GOPisEvil]

58. Done!