How Much Are You Worth?

[kitkatrose]

A fun little website.

http://www.humanforsale.com/

I'm worth $1,897,010.00. Weeeee... I'm expensive... :)

[BlueJazz]

1. Geez...They said I owe THEM money !

oh well... :)

[mdmc]

9. really?

[BlueJazz]

17. No...not really but it was the first thought that popped in mind.

:)

[mdmc]

36. when I read your subject line I thought to myself,

gosh, I hope I'm worth something.

[BlueJazz]

37. LOL!

I thought (at first) that the questions were going to be more speciic
in the sense that they would ask you what you own and what you have...
I'd still come out ahead but not nearly the figures they quote: One Million+

[shekina]

2. I'm worth

$1,833,810. woot for me

[Quetzal]

3. I am...

$1,760,830.00

Donald Trump, you're fired!

On second thought, that isn't that much money when compared to the wealth of Trump.

[Shoedogg]

4. According to them: $1,306,230.00

According to my wallet and my bank account: -$68.23 :scared:

[7th_Sephiroth]

5. wow

9,248,195,227 *is teh valueable*

[MarianJack]

6. My Worth can be explained...

...with my favorite line from my favorite Clint Eastwood movie, "Heartbreak Ridge".

"I'm so broke I couldn't get out of sight if I could go around the world for a quarter".

[Nevernose]

7. $2,216,616.00

Should I go to the express line or the regular line?

[mdmc]

8. You are worth exactly: $1,194,020.00.

[Lady Freedom]

10. LF is worth (drum roll please)

$1,325,964.00.

[Fenris]

11. $2,286,250.00.

[amandae]

12. Only $1,887,080.00

Any takers??

:hi:

[Lizz612]

13. Hmmm

$1,555,910.00
But I think it should be $1,555,910.11, because somewhere in me is a dime and a penny I swallowed as a kid and were never recovered.

[kitkatrose]

14. Heh...

Oh, I don't know, I think you might have made some sewage treatment plant worker very happy... :spank: bad kitkat...

[Career Prole]

15. "You are worth exactly: $2,061,326.00."

That's it...I'm cashing out!

[MAlibdem]

16. I'm worth something

Tho im not exactly sure how they figured this out? I'm a good investment at this price? I dunno.

$2,257,502.00.

[pagerbear]

18. $2,031,450.00.

I'm not sure they explained how they came up with that figure.

[SarahB]

19. $1,839,756.00

Okay, now where's the cash? :shrug:

[SheilaT]

20. You are worth exactly: $2,153,388.00.

"We hope you can find somebody who is wealthy enough to afford you.

"

[neverborn]

21. You are worth exactly: $1,693,970.00.

=x

[LastKnight]

22. $2,328,282.00

i think they may be exaggerating though, i was thinkin more like 20 - 50 dollar range.

-LK

[jpgray]

23. $2,284,780.00

I wonder if I could sell half of myself.

[gkdmaths]

24. jeeez!

$2,468,704.00

this is a ploy by the republicans to get us to become republicans...

dooooooont go to the darkside!!!!

[FireHeart]

25. Heh...

They never replied. I guess I'm worth so little, it wasn't worth the effort.

:evilgrin:

[LastKnight]

26. if you have a spam filter it will be blocked,

i had to go searching in the junk mail stuff for my estimate. lol

its just the value of my life, in my junk mail folder lol

-LK

[JanMichael]

27. $2,425,680.00? I'll take half now thank you.

I'm not greedy.

[JackDragna]

28. 5 cents.

When the stock market is up, that is.

[BlueCollar]

29. $1,649,438.00

I'd like a second opinion...lol

[supernova]

30. You are worth exactly: $2,108,574.00.

We hope you can find somebody who is wealthy enough to afford you.

Yeah. Me too. ;-)

[JaySherman]

31. You are worth exactly: $1,902,164.00.

But I'm on sale this week :evilgrin:.

[NewHampshireDem]

32. 2,157,604.00

And, in case you wondered--as I did--that is ....

224,714,995.01 Japanse Yen!

[kitkatrose]

33. Wow... We're an expensive lot.

I wonder what the going rate is for a freep these days. :evilgrin:

[Frederic Bastiat]

34. I am worth exactly: $2,160,162.00

Can I leverage that? LOL

[oxymoron]

35. $1.89 a pound.

I'm rich!

[AlienGirl]

38. I am worth nada

I once calculated my lifetime value. It was about $200K. I did it by projecting my wages for the next 20 years (figuring I'll live that long) and subtracting my current debt.

Very sobering to realize I'm worth less than most houses and many luxury cars...

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

43. Ah but did you calculate using that thing above?

I don't think you did.. I doubt I am worth what that site says but here goes anyway..

You are worth exactly: $2,326,330.00.

[bloodyjack]

39. "You are worth exactly:

"$2,311,314.00.

"We hope you can find somebody who is wealthy enough to afford you."

time to start my whoring!

[Nikia]

40. I was below average

1,5--,--- something. I took the test this morning and deleted the message, being upset that I was below average. The high blood pressure and diabetes that run in my family along with my panic disorder probably knocked my value down.

[kitkatrose]

41. That's okay.

:grouphug: We still love ya. :loveya:

[chicaloca]

42. Elitist bastards!

What the hell? It asks for your SAT score but not ACT score? I never took the goddamned SAT -- It's not required at most Midwestern universities! Does anybody know what SAT score would correlate to an ACT score of 26? (Yes, I know the two tests are completely different, but for the purposes of this test I figure it's not a big deal...)

[strategery blunder]

45. You might be able to find an SAT/ACT concordance table on the Internet

I estimated my SAT at 1260; I got a 30 on the ACT. I probably underestimated myself; I didn't bother to look.

Edit: I did underestimate myself; I would have earned a 1320 on the SAT.

<http://www.cr.k12.ia.us/programs/guidance/news/programs_guidance_news_high_concordance.htm>

[gyopsy]

44. $1,846,750.00

Not too bad. I can't help but feel a little let down.

[fortyfeetunder]

46. Unless women lie about their age

the most expensive women on that list are under 21....WTF is this survey based on?

Wondering if this has me lined up to be soylent green fodder....