Joke thread:

[Mobius]

>A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
>notices
>a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung
>off
>the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is
>wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog
>and
>her cat.
>
>The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
>
>"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with
>admiration.
>
>"Thanks," the little girl says.
>
>The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied
>the
>wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
>
>"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
>to
>run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,
>I
>think you could go faster."
>
>The little girl replies thoughtfully,
>"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."