Powell Admits Intelligence For Attacking Iraq Came From a 9-Year

[ConcernedCanuk]

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Powell Admits Intelligence For Attacking Iraq Came From a 9-Year-Old Child

National News
Saturday, April 3, 2004

In an incredible turn of events, Colin Powell admitted to reporters in a press conference this morning that the intelligence they used to make a decision if they should go into Iraq or not came from a 9 year old Iraqi child who was living next to one those alleged "mobile weapon labs".


"We interviewed the kid for almost 10 hours" stated the Director of Central Intelligence, George Tenet,


"His English was not that great though, but we went back and forth and asked him constantly, 'Are you sure kid? Are you positive?' he kept answering yes. So we presented this to Colin Powell and told him that we had definite prove that it's a weapons lab."


"Based on what George Tenet told me, I thought we had enough proof," stated Colin Powell, "Who would have guessed that a 9 year old boy would lie to you? I knew you could not trust those Iraqi's! I'm sorry for going in there. Next time we'll put an age limit on who we interview."

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[NMDemDist2]

1. ok this is a daily farce bit right?? OMG what if it's not????

[The Katts Meow]

2. LOL! Is this the Onion?

[ConcernedCanuk]

4. No, not the Onion. - click on the image - it's a link!

[salinen]

3. Why not.

His boss is a 9 year old.

[kitkatrose]

5. Hey! That's insulting to all 9 year olds.

Call him what he is... A big fat turd!

[salinen]

6. He's a big fat turd!

[Wickerman]

7. Hey! That is insulting to big fat turds!

[ConcernedCanuk]

8. Kick for the late-niters - early morning, - whateverrr