Post here why your sh*t doesn't stink

[LynneSin]

Because I am a dahling angel and everyone loves me AND THAT INCLUDES YOU, YOU SLIMY GOOFBALL IDIOT!

[kick-ass-bob]

1. my stat?

stit? stot? stut?

I'm confused, dear.
:shrug:

[Lucinda]

2. I eat a lot of fruit.

:)

[LynneSin]

4. I love Cherry Season

It does wonders for down there I tells ya!

[Lucinda]

11. That it does!

:)

[rrneck]

3. Rainbows don't stink. :D

[Raven]

5. I don't eat asparagus.

[LynneSin]

6. That only makes your piss stinky

and only 1 in 4 people actually have that malady

[Kali]

7. you shit?

I'm a beautiful, saintly, flower that photosynthesizes...


:rofl:

[rug]

8. My sh*ts are odorless, glistening cubes.

[Whisp]

9. i got a Ziplock bag dispenser implanted

[applegrove]

10. LOL!

[meegbear]

12. I add a tablespoon of Metamusil to my evening protein drink ...

makes me all clean and tingly

[mysuzuki2]

13. Mine comes out in neat, clean and sanitary

cellophane wrapped cubes.

[Xipe Totec]

14. Anosmia nt

[nolabear]

15. Movin' too fast to know.

But God help the rest of y'all.

[kayakjohnny]

16. Way up here on my high horse

it's tough for you little people on the ground to get a whiff.

That is all.

Next, please.

[kayakjohnny]

17. By the way....

I take that 'slimy goofball idiot' comment rather personally.

Please edit your post as not to call out another DUer by his or her particular character.

Thank you.

[WCGreen]

18. Because I always add an air freshner to my diet...

It's the fifth food group...

[WCGreen]

19. Because I always add an air freshner to my diet...

It's the fifth food group...