What's the best place to put a salad fork?

[rug]

[A HERETIC I AM]

1. Ummmmm...in the salad? n/t

[PuffedMica]

7. I was going to say "In Dick Cheney" but I changed my mind.

[struggle4progress]

8. Darn tootin! ... What's up with people around here, anyway?

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. I figured "In the Soup" would be WAAAAY wrong. n/t

[rug]

10. There has been a controversy.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9730910&mesg_id=9730910

[struggle4progress]

12. Yeah, I generally don't comment on locked threads ...

but I thought "to the left of the salad fork" WAS a brilliant answer there

[Kali]

2. somewhere near the pickle jar

[rug]

3. A jar? how many of those damn things you got?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. In the luggage, of course...nt

[rug]

5. I thought a jar was bad, but you need a suitcase?

:wow:

[freshwest]

6. In the cutlery drawer and forget it.

[rug]

11. There will come a time whenn you remember.

[freshwest]

14. I cover mine up with teaspoons... to spare me the anguish.

[Kali]

13. another option has been presented

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9731414

[rug]

15. Lol.

[HopeHoops]

16. If it was up your ass you would know!

(As in - "that's not the place")

[RedCloud]

17. In a salad road?

just guessing here.

[MilesColtrane]

18. Into a pair of beef enchiladas with guacamole

[Iggo]

19. Here.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9730910#9731083