Ever looked down the special end of a 38 year old?

[HopeHoops]

[meegbear]

1. ...

[HopeHoops]

2. Um...

:evilgrin:

[Kali]

8. ..

:spray: <<<===for real!

[Iggo]

3. Yup, when I was 19.

She wrecked me.

[HopeHoops]

4. Wrecked in a good way or a bad way?

:shrug:

19, 38 - hmm - could go either way.

[Iggo]

6. The best way.

;-)

[RedCloud]

5. 38 divided by 19 = 2! It is mathematically true that you were meant to be.

[Chan790]

7. Yes.

It's my goal to collect all the ages. The only one I'm missing between 18 and 40 is 19.

[Kali]

9. it doesn't end at forty!

sonny :spank: :rofl:

[Chan790]

10. Um, Kali remember what a young'un I is.

I'll save forty-plus for when I'm closer to forty. I figure that I'll be married by then and it'll be a cakewalk because I'm such a dearie and my wife will want to help me achieve my goals in life.

[marzipanni]

11. I'm sure that will pop up on your future wife's "honey do list"

(that's as in honey wagon brand of honey)

[Chan790]

12. Hahaha!

Yes, sleeping with me once a year would be such a chore.

I'm tremendously unbearable, it's rather quite a bother, wouldn't it be?

[marzipanni]

16. What if you and your wife were close to forty, say 36-ish

I thought you were saying she'd like to help you achieve your forty-plus goals (until she fit the bill) by saying "Oh, you met a nice older woman? Well, I wouldn't want you to pass up this opportunity, dearie!"


;)

[dawg]

13. You're still a young'un, but...

You'd better hurry the hell up with that 19. I'm sure you could still catch one that age. But it would already be borderline yucky!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipc9pL27krs

[Chan790]

14. It's 12 years, I'm not even trying.

It's too creepy already.

[LaurenG]

15. I think I might have

I used to assist with sigmoidoscopies.

http://mw1.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sigmoidoscopies

[Throd]

17. Just yesterday, in fact.