Robber broke into hair salon, beaten by its black-belt owner, kept as a sex slave for 3 days

[Bucky]

This was in Russia, naturally...

Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra

man, even the headline is tl;dr

A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.
Teaching a lesson: Olga Zajac, 28, allegedly held 32-year-old would-be robber Viktor Jasinski captive for three days in a back room of her hair salon, feeding him Viagra and having sex 'a couple of times'

But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.

The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.

Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.

Both have now been arrested.

When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

Those Russian chicks are tough

[struggle4progress]

1. Olga Zajac is on Facebook.

[RSillsbee]

2. This can NOT be for real

can it?

[dimbear]

3. Please Mr. Policeman, I tried to rob a girl but she kicked my ass.

Somehow that doesn't sound quite macho enough for the usual Russian criminal.

[EOTE]

4. The last time I attempted to rob a place and was overpowered and kept as a sex slave...

Things didn't turn out nearly as well. I received no new jeans, not even a single rouble. :(

[woo me with science]

5. I think I remember this story from well over a year ago.

Might be several years.

Unless this happens in Russia all the time...

[A Simple Game]

19. You aren't the only one. I don't remember how long ago either. n/t

[RedCloud]

6. So what was the climax of this story?

[MilesColtrane]

7. While I don't condone vigilante justice,...

what else should be done with a hardened criminal?

[MilesColtrane]

10. I said he was a "hardened criminal"...

Is this thing on?



Tough crowd.

[redwitch]

16. LOL

DUZY!

[guitar man]

8. From what I can see of her photo

I don't think I would have complained :silly:

[RedCloud]

9. The thing that really sticks out in this case is...

he was fed Viagra for three days. I thought you were supposed to see your doctor after four hours worth of erection...

"Hey doc, come check out this boner!"
"Why you naughty boy..."

etc, etc

[MicaelS]

11. At least she didn't cut his penis off n/t

[Blue_Tires]

12. That salon just shot up to #1 on every criminal's target list...

Hopefully she can hire more employees to dole out the "punishments"

[gratuitous]

13. Let's reverse the genders on this story

Is it still as rib-ticklingly funny?

[snooper2]

14. what happens when a woman takes viagra?

[gratuitous]

15. Or if the woman is drugged and forced to have sex

The drug wouldn't necessarily have to be Viagra, I guess.

Still hilarious?

[snooper2]

18. beats me, I was curious what would happen if a woman takes viagra

nothing I guess? upset tummy?

[Lance_Boyle]

21. same thing as when a man takes viagra;

increased blood flow to the pelvic region. The effect of viagra on women has been tested - Pfizer sought the market opportunity - but the results were lackluster. IIRC there was some small improvement in vaginal lubricity, but nothing worth writing home about. Not sure if they tested the other big two on the market, but they are all very similar chemical compounds, mostly differing in the rates of uptake and elimination.

[Lance_Boyle]

17. Hope she gets the rape conviction she deserves.

Vaginalantism is never justified.

[Bake]

20. I hope she didn't kick him in the balls

Because that would, you know, hurt.

Bake

[madinmaryland]

22. I was wondering what happened to Raberrrrr.

:shrug:

[LiberalEsto]

23. Hair dryer cables don't turn people into sex slaves,

People turn people into sex slaves.

This is just another example of why we all need laws permitting us to carry concealed hair dryer cables.

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