HEY! HEY DAMN IT! Everybody out. My wife is on the way home. OUT! NOW!

[ohiosmith]

[freshwest]

1. 'What goes on in Vegas, Stays in Vegas' won't save you now, boy!

:rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

2. "Where's my pants? Where's my pants?"

[ohiosmith]

3. On your head.

[madinmaryland]

4. The phrase of the day is "cut his penis off and threw it in the disposal".

:hide:

[ohiosmith]

6. Bwahahahaha!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Bake]

17. Dammit, mad, I SAID no cutting, no chopping

And sure as hell no garbage disposal!

:rofl:

Bake

[struggle4progress]

5. Try to remember to pick the roaches out of the African violets!

[ohiosmith]

9. Holy shit! I didn't water the African violets.

[ZombieHorde]

7. I'll grab my plug collection and I'm outa here! nt

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. You mean...

The party's over???

:cry:










:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

12. CP! Don't forget your bong.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. Somebody help me roll up the tarp!

[ohiosmith]

11. Dude! You're getting mayo on the carpet.

[liberaltrucker]

13. That's not mayo

:puke:

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

14. Gag!

[mikeytherat]

15. I've got the strippers and the Slip-n-Slide rounded up, but where did the donkeys go?

mikey_the_rat

[blueamy66]

16. That's funny.....

my fiance drove home from CA to AZ the other night and showed up at 1 a.m. I was expecting him to spend the night and drive home the next morning.

Now that would have been an "EVERYBODY OUT" moment. :-)