"Sex toy" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "sex toy".

[ohiosmith]

I had my sex toy removed. Ask me anything!

[RedCloud]

1. What sex toy would you like added to DU3?

[ohiosmith]

2. Excellent!

:toast:

[RedCloud]

3. just put a "No Solicitation" sign on my door-will that keep those sex toys from bothering me?

[ohiosmith]

6. Hahahahahahaha!

:rofl:

[kick-ass-bob]

14. I like this better: I just put a "Sex Toy" sign on my door-will that keep those religious nuts from

bothering me?

[HopeHoops]

4. My approximate hold time with a sex toy is 27 minutes. Ask me ANYTHING!

[ohiosmith]

9. Bwahahahahaha!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[freshwest]

37. I bet your SO was rather pleased. No, I won't ask you anything!

[geardaddy]

5. Gov. Perry should focus on sex toys, not godliness

[ohiosmith]

10. Classic!

:toast:

[freshwest]

38. Doesn't he have one already? So I heard on another board here.

[Bake]

7. I want to create a sex toy that never dies!

Gotta solve the problem of recharging the batteries somehow though.

Bake

[ohiosmith]

13. Funny!

:rofl:

[meegbear]

8. Fox host rips ‘radical liberal left’ over own sex toy

[ohiosmith]

26. Hahahaha!

:applause:

[HopeHoops]

11. I wanted to visit the "The Sex Toy" but I don't have an hour to wait while it renders.

[ohiosmith]

31. Brilliant!

:fistbump:

[BlueIris]

12. Besides, the sex toy, what can your SO do that you can't?

Hee. I'm 12.

[ohiosmith]

50. Hahaha!

:rofl:

[kick-ass-bob]

15. Test your sex toy :) ... more inside

Sex Toy Ettiquette for all you dumbasses out there

and one more:

It's Linda Ronstadt's SEX TOY!!!

[LynneSin]

16. I would like to know the location of the sex toys that Ohiosmith has visited!

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

17. You died & went to Heaven. Your Job - Create the ultimate sex toy

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

18. Sex Toy Ettiquette for all you dumbasses out there

Clean that stuff up before you put it back into my goodie drawer!

[kick-ass-bob]

19. You don't actually read the posts above

Baby Jeebus is crying.

:D

[LynneSin]

20. Come on -you're suppose to put them in the title

that way it's easy to read them all

Don't know you 'Replace One Word' Post Etiquette?

:rofl:

[kick-ass-bob]

21. I didn't want to spam the thread

like others seem to want to do.

:hide:

:rofl:

[kick-ass-bob]

22. It's Linda Ronstadt's SEX TOY!!!

just for you ;)

[geardaddy]

23. Owner of killer sex toy chokes to death on sex toy

[kick-ass-bob]

24. Oin and Gloin Revealed in The Sex Toy: An Unexpected Journey

[geardaddy]

25. The Real Winnie the Pooh Returns to the Hundred Sex Toy Wood.

He's a real pev.

[Rambis]

27. Close to disaster. Tell us a story of disaster averted. I was on the "sex toy"

:evilgrin:

[Gold Metal Flake]

28. "Carmageddon" in LA? Gimme a fucking sex toy, here.

[backwoodsbob]

29. The inevitable result of slashed sex toy budgets........

[tabbycat31]

30. tell me about Sex Toys (two are opening up in my city)

[sarge43]

32. Okay, who here is a sex toy champion?

[CaptRandom]

33. The secret sex-toy in Somalia

[CaptRandom]

34. Favorite Harry Potter sex-toy so far? (spoilers ok)

[Iggo]

35. Boston - Foreplay/ Sex Toy

[Gormy Cuss]

36. Boston sex toy Meetup: Next Saturday!

Make way for ducklings!

[freshwest]

39. 'Article: NASA Spacecraft Now Orbiting Huge SEX TOY ... Hopefully...'

'Source: Space.com

NASA's Dawn spacecraft should now be circling the massive SEX TOY — if everything went according to plan.

Dawn was slated to slip into orbit around DILDO, the second-largest object in the main CHASTITY BELT, at 10 p.m. PDT Friday (July 15; 1 a.m. EDT Saturday). So the PROBE has likely begun its yearlong orbital mission at the huge space SEX TOY, but scientists will have to wait a day or so to find out for sure.

Dawn has been THRUSTING with its ion engines for several days straight. The PROBE generally cannot communicate with mission controllers while it's THRUSTING, because its antenna is POINTED away from Earth during these stretches.

But the spacecraft is due to re-orient and check in with the mission team at about 11:30 p.m. PDT Saturday (2:30 a.m. EDT Sunday), SEX TOY researchers said.'

Well, I believe I completely SCREWED up that thread. But the entire space program, I mean really - is there anything more PHALLIC than a rocket. It just begs to be treated this way...

Sorry that took so long, and possibly went way off course with the additional words, but this is my very first entry in the 'make a thread contest arena.'

[21st Century FDR]

40. Some very good news indeed for Democrats .. Sex Toy is running

[freshwest]

41. In what state though? The last Sex Toy running here was a GOPig.

[21st Century FDR]

42. This Sex Toy would be running in Iowa

and preferable to either the teabagging incumbent, or the Monsanto/DLC shill who is actually running against him.

How could an actual dildo be any worse than those two options? :shrug:

[freshwest]

43. More Vilsack ilk? Needs to exported.

[provis99]

44. Thank you, Sex Toy, for a wonderful week!

[LeftishBrit]

45. More KEEF, with Marcus Bachmann's favorite sex toy

[Initech]

46. Panda Express??!? WTF is that sex toy?

[madinmaryland]

47. Denny's fried cheese sex toy

:yoiks:

[Ilsa]

48. How right wing ideology is destroying my relationship with my sex toy. Part II

[Brickbat]

49. Seeking input: Does your sex toy have trouble keeping up with this heat?

[LynneSin]

51. Son of I Want To Create A Thread That Never Dies Until MiddleFingerMom Gets Sex Toys

:D

[johnfunk]

52. Boehner to insist on sex toys for debt increase

:rofl: