JohnnyLib2
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Sat Jul-16-11 04:57 PM
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Dropped moist cat food in the stovetop stuffing. |
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Critique to follow. Wife not happy.
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Sat Jul-16-11 04:59 PM
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Sat Jul-16-11 05:30 PM
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Not bad, but I'm not trying the fish.....
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Sun Jul-17-11 01:34 AM
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You should have thrown out the stove top stuffing and just had the cat food!
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Sat Jul-16-11 06:04 PM
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3. Sorry, we can't make it to your house for Thanksgiving |
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but thanks for asking us.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
OMG, that's the biggest laugh I had all day.
My parents did not have a lot of discretionary money when I was a child. On more than one occasion, something terrible happened while my mom and I were cooking dinner. One time, we were making spaghetti. We had just poured the seasoning packet over the ground meat when we realized there were weevils in the sauce packet. Mother kept skimming off the dead bodies as they rose to the top of the sauce, saying, over and over: "Don't you dare tell your Daddy! And I better see you EATING this at the table!" Another time, Mother had just beaten a round steak into total submission when the dog stole it off the kitchen counter. Mother grabbed a broom and chased the dog, screaming, "Give me that steak, you son of a bitch!" She wrestled that steak away from the dog and rinsed it off, saying, "Don't you tell your Daddy what happened."
:rofl: :cry: :rofl: :cry:
Damn, I miss my parents.
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Sat Jul-16-11 06:33 PM
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5. LOL, I would have loved your Mom. |
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Sat Jul-16-11 08:53 PM
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16. She was quite a character |
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She was so funny when she lost her temper. We'd be doubled up laughing, and she'd yell, "This is NOT funny!" which, of course, would just make us laugh harder. She always worried about saving a penny here, a nickel there. A couple of years before she died, my sister and brother-in-law took over handling her finances, as she was in the early stages of Alzheimer's. A few months later, Mother told me, "I've always worried about whether or not I'd have enough money to live on, but Bill (my BIL) tells me I'm a rich old bitch now, so I'm just going to take his word for it."
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Indeed, she did have more than enough money to live quite comfortably the rest of her life.
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A HERETIC I AM
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Sat Jul-16-11 06:22 PM
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No one will notice a fucking thing.
Don't ask me how I know this.
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Sat Jul-16-11 06:33 PM
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6. We have a prodigal son. |
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Edited on Sat Jul-16-11 06:37 PM by JohnnyLib2
A Republican, that is. I blamed his party.
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Sat Jul-16-11 07:02 PM
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7. If it was that boxed stove top stuff, how could it hurt? |
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Sat Jul-16-11 07:04 PM
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8. If you don't say anything nobody will notice. |
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Sat Jul-16-11 07:16 PM
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9. Friskies? I'm staying!!! |
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Sat Jul-16-11 07:27 PM
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10. SCHEDULING JohnnyLib2 FOR ASS KICKING |
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Sat Jul-16-11 07:47 PM
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11. Whoooooo! I've hit the big time. |
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Ass-kickin' wise. :evilgrin:
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Sat Jul-16-11 08:05 PM
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14. LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR WIFE IS DONE WITH YOU |
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Sat Jul-16-11 07:57 PM
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Friskies Prime Filets actually look kinda tasty. Although I'm vegetarian, I could envision being hungry enough to . . .
Whiskas, on the other hand. . . :puke:
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Sat Jul-16-11 08:02 PM
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13. Wife, hell. How's the cat taking it? |
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Sat Jul-16-11 08:25 PM
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15. Turned up her nose at the stuffing! |
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Sun Jul-17-11 01:39 AM
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21. You should take a hint. The cat knows what's good. |
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Sat Jul-16-11 09:07 PM
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17. You have an advance on the Repukes |
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We will all be eating cat food within a few years. :(
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Sat Jul-16-11 09:29 PM
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18. Don't you know you're not supposed to tell?!? |
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No one would notice if you didn't!
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Sun Jul-17-11 12:23 AM
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19. I remember when I was about eight years old, and |
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staying with my aunt and uncle. They had a great dog named Bruno.
One morning, I got up early and fixed myself some cereal. Bruno was right next to me when I opened the fridge. There was a sausage on a plate. Bruno started licking it. I said, "Bruno, no!"
Being a good dog, he went to lie down under the kitchen table.
I did not remember to tell my aunt until much later in the day. She said, "Oh ish! I put that in Bob's lunch. Don't say anything, and he will never know."
I never said a word. But SHE asked him if he enjoyed his lunch. He looked puzzled and said, "Yes?"
We all laughed hysterically. For the rest of the summer, we laughed if anyone suggested putting sausage on the menu.
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Sun Jul-17-11 02:13 AM
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22. How'd the cat like it? |
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Edited on Sun Jul-17-11 02:14 AM by BiggJawn
I'm not too fond of Stove Top, but the dog liked it. On Edit: Aww, I didn't read the whole thread. Joke's stale...
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