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masmdu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 09:07 PM Original message |
Limericks...I'll start, please add your own....There once was a girl from Nantucket... |
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yankeepants (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 09:41 PM Response to Original message |
1. There once was a lady from Brewster |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 10:13 PM Response to Original message |
2. There once was a man from Beirut, |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 10:16 PM Response to Original message |
3. There once was a man from St Brittle |
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A HERETIC I AM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 10:17 PM Response to Original message |
4. There once was a man from Van Nuys'es |
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Demoiselle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-11 05:10 PM Response to Reply #4 |
19. Here's a pretty dirty one. |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 10:42 PM Response to Original message |
5. My addition |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
6. A rare old bird is the pelican |
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Rochester (486 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
7. There once was a girl from South Pass... |
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trackfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 11:26 PM Response to Original message |
8. There was a food faddist named Keenes |
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Demoiselle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-11 05:14 PM Response to Reply #8 |
20. ....Speaking of which... |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-11 12:32 AM Response to Original message |
9. In the marshlands of north Minnesota |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-11 05:40 AM Response to Original message |
10. Well you should see Polythene Pam |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-11 07:15 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. not to mention topical |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-11 07:53 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. That's precisely why it came to mind |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-11 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
13. George Bernard Shaw |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-11 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
14. There was a man from Ghent |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-11 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
15. There once was a man from Madrass |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-11 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
16. A rather strange guy down in Delaware |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-11 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
17. Courtesy of Isaac Asimov |
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Demoiselle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-11 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
18. Ogden Nash wrote this one: |
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SCantiGOP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 12:14 PM Response to Reply #18 |
28. not a limerick, |
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stlsaxman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 06:07 AM Response to Original message |
21. from the archives one i wrote- "There once was a man named Al Gore" |
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BNJMN (461 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 06:37 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. n/t |
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BNJMN (461 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 06:38 AM Response to Original message |
23. The limerick packs laughs anatomical |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 06:56 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. lol. welcome to DU |
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BNJMN (461 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 05:03 PM Response to Reply #24 |
29. Thanks |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 09:11 AM Response to Original message |
25. There once was a lady from Venus |
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Auggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
26. The bustard's an exquisite fowl... |
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LeftOfSelf-Centered (270 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
27. There once was a man from Brazil... |
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Crabby Appleton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
30. A sperm faced alack and forsooth |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
31. There was a young man named MacNair |
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ashling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
32. Ther once was a man from Nantucket |
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