Alright, chime in if you enjoy getting trapped in an open field in a raging thunderstorm with hail..

[HopeHoops]

... the size of golf balls and dozens of naked women running toward you because you cracked open a can of shitty beer like Bud or Miller Lite.

[hobbit709]

1. I don't try to entice the gods to strike me with lightning.

"What sort of a person is he?"

"He's the kind who will stand on a hill during a lightning storm, wearing wet copper armor and yelling 'All gods are bastards'"

[HopeHoops]

2. Courtesy of "Caddy Shack" (18 seconds)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYbUx6wZ7z4

[kentauros]

4. I knew what that was before I even saw your post!

:rofl:

[RedCloud]

3. Sounds like my kind of fun!