Can't a gal have ANY vices?!

[LaraMN]

GAHHH!

I quit enjoying assorted extra-curricular indulgences when I had my first kiddo (well, technically, I quit when I found out I was pregnant.) Quit over-eating when I was done with pregnancy. Quit smoking before thirty, once I felt that decade breathing down my neck. Now my doctor advises me that I need to quit or cut waaay back on caffeine, because it's likely causing issues with my boobage.

I feel like having a little kid-fit. I can't do ANYTHING fun anymore. God, it's depressing.

:p

[CaptRandom]

1. i hear meth is good for keeping a slim figure...

and you wont need the caffeine pick me up...




Hope this helps! :)

O8)

[LaraMN]

3. And no one will notice my freckles with all those facial sores!

:rofl:

[CaptRandom]

5. Its all about finding the bright side!

And think of all the new career possibilities to make $$ that you had never even considered before!

I think ill make a video and be the next infomercial mogul!

[Bake]

8. Plus, meth mouth is so attractive!

Don't worry about the dental bills ...

Bake

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. I think that the caffeine/boobage issue is bunk, frankly...

I've heard that too, and I believe it has been discredited.

Of course, I could be wrong.

I still drink coffee and have zero problems. But I only drink about a 12 oz cup once daily...

YMMV...

:shrug:


It's good to see you around these parts! :hi:

[LaraMN]

4. Maybe so.

I started drinking a lot of caffeine in the last several years, and since then the *gals* have gotten sore and I have a lot of cystic tissue, according to my doc. I probably drink 6-8 cups a day. Doc strongly suggested I cut back. I hate moderation. :p

Good to see you too, Peggy!

[MorningGlow]

6. Alas, it's true

I had similar boobage issues when I drank three or four cups (big mugs) of strong (French press) coffee a day. I managed to cut back to two cups a day, and my boobies are much happier. Just cut down some and see if it helps--you can do it...think happy boobies. ;)

[mainegreen]

17. 6 to 8 a day?

You must be positively vibrating by the end of the day!

[LaraMN]

21. It doesn't even do anything for me anymore

aside from staving off the headaches I'd get if I didn't drink it.

[IcyPeas]

7. I've heard vitamin E can help with breast cysts

I only drink 2 a day and my gyn says I should cut back!!!!! gimme a break. It's my only vice too.
(6 to 8 cups does sound like a lot though, if you don't mind my saying)

[LaraMN]

15. I don't mind!

I know it's a lot. I actually had a harder time cutting back on smoking than I did quitting smoking. I don't do well with moderate restraint.

[RedCloud]

9. I eat old dinosaur food! Human food grade diatomaceous earth...

Seems like the cells get the food they need. After a week it stops tasting so much like chalk!

[freshwest]

12. Checking that out too.

[RedCloud]

25. Works great on plants too. But they grow so big now.

I get my supply from a North Carolina company.

[nolabear]

23. Wow. I have a vision of you pooping little figurines. You could have a cottage industry.

:rofl:

[RedCloud]

24. The GOP could hire me to build their future vision of America.

[SteppingRazor]

10. All things in moderation, Lara.

Also, it's about damn time you updated that blog. The poems are funny!

[LaraMN]

22. Thank you!

I need to get on there again this week. I have Friday off. May do it then if my den/office isn't 90 degrees.

[bif]

11. Can you still drink alcohol?

[LaraMN]

14. Yeah

But I need an every-day sort of vice. I try to limit drinking my calories to social or special occasions.

[plcdude]

16. well it would have to be

porn then you can do that everyday.

[plcdude]

13. I could give you

an exam if you like. Just kidding.

[Taverner]

18. Never give up caffeine! It's the only thing we adults HAVE!!!

[plcdude]

19. I found this

from a TED talk very helpful. http://www.wimp.com/somethingnew/

[NightWatcher]

20. beer, caffiene, the occasional cigar, shrooms for religious reasons, heroin on my birthday, and the

ever rare murder of a hobo are the last few vices I can have anymore myself

Kidding, I smoke a lot of cigars, but enjoy your caffeine in moderation. To quote Buffett "I'd rather die while I'm living than live when I'm dead"