"Fucking magnets, how do they work?" Oh!

[krispos42]

:-)

http://fakescience.tumblr.com/page/24

[Kali]

1. you should post that in the health forum

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[krispos42]

2. Organic, free-range magnets?

:hide:

[HopeHoops]

3. "Tide comes in, tide goes out. Nobody can explain that."

[krispos42]

5. It's god flushing the toilet.

;-)

[freshwest]

8. According to O'Really, yeah.

[IcyPeas]

4. remember this sign from anti-westboro baptist church protest

page down to the last picture...

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/07/22/super-heroes-vs-the-westboro-baptist-church/

[gratuitous]

6. That might teach the Westboro folks a lesson

Don't mess with professional cartoon characters; you'll get your amateur ass kicked and then some.

[freshwest]

7. Where'd you find the link, Freeperville? They'd believe that.

[krispos42]

14. A post in the Science forumabout why the dinosaurs were extinct.

[freshwest]

15. Uh, with a shovel. Sure they did. Loved that. Great sense of humor. Easier than Lewis Black.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKA1UNAu-dc

[Taverner]

9. Wasn't there an 'Insane Clown Posse' song about this?

I think it was called 'Miracles' where they ask this question - and say how its proof that there are 'miracles'

Teh stupid...it HURRRRTS!

[mikeytherat]

10. Yes. And there is an SNL parody, which includes such lines as,

"Blankets - how the f**k do they work?" It is awesome.

mikey_the_rat

[Taverner]

11. Sounds hilarious - got a link?

[mikeytherat]

12. Here ya go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQQ5eBG2f7k

mikey_the_rat

[krispos42]

13. "Are children small, or just far away?"

:spray: :rofl:

[RedCloud]

16. My non-fucking magnets work just fine. They seem to be bipolar though.

[LynneSin]

17. I didn't know magnets like to fuck.

:hide:

[krispos42]

18. Well, they like to 69

According to the abstinence-only people, that's not sex, right?

[LynneSin]

19. It's not sex as long as the woman's hoo-haw is not breached

Everything else is fair game, unless it's 2 people of the same sex then the concept of that happening means the end of mankind as we know it because the earth will implode.

:eyes:

[freshwest]

21. Opposite poles do attract, that's why all the GOP abstinence gurus are 'born-again virgins.' Right..

[freshwest]

20. They're always trying to do it, always drawing together. No moving parts, though.

[freshwest]

22. They think about it all the time, it's obvious they're simply frustrated fuckers. Er, non fuckers.

:blush: