Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....

[emilyg]

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became > friends.
> Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.. They discovered > that
> they
> both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the
> fourth
> and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a
> chicken
> sandwich.
>
> He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it
> anymore?'
>
> She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
>
> 'Why?' he asked.
>
> She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little > feathers
>
> down there!'
>
> Let me see' he said.
>
> 'Okay' and she showed him..
>
> He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more
> chicken.' He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought
> peanut
> butter.
>
> He said to the little girl,
> 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers > down
>
> there too!'
>
>
>
> She asked if she could look, so he showed her!
>
> She said 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK
> and GIZZARDS