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(from an E-mail)
(Preamble)
If tomorrow all the trees were gone,
I'd chopped down all my life.
And I had to start again,
With just a dull axe and a knife.
I'd thank my Lucky Pretzels,
To be living here today.
Because that snack food's still great eating,
And they can't take that away.
And I'm proud to be a lumberjack,
And I know that I'm OK.
I'll drink all day and sleep all night,
And on weekends I'll be gay.
And I'll gladly bend in front of you,
My buttocks wide and free.
Because there ain't no doubt, so shout it out,
God bless the GOP!
Hit it Karl!
Oh, I'm Republican and I'm OK,
I drink all night and I sleep all day.
(Congress)
He's Republican and he's OK,
He drinks all night and he sleeps all day.
I cut down tax, I eat school lunch,
My father's proud of me.
On weekends I go golfing,
And have Jack Daniels for tea.
(Congress)
He cuts down tax, he eats school lunch,
His father's proud of he.
On weekends he goes golfing,
And has Jack Daniels for tea.
I cut down tax, invade Iraq,
Afganistan's now free.
And for domestic villians,
There's Homeland Security!
(Congress)
He cuts down tax, invades Iraq,
Afganistan's now free.
And for domestic villians,
There's Homeland Security!
Oh, I'm Republican and I'm OK,
I drink all night and I sleep all day.
(Congress)
He's Republican and he's OK,
He drinks all night and he sleeps all day.
I tax and spend, enrich my friends,
The Carlyle Group and me,
I fly jet planes around and then,
I land on your TV.
(Congress)
He'll tax and spend, enrich his friends.
The Carlyle Group and he,
He'll fly jet planes around and then,
He'll land on your TV.
I aim to kill all liberal bills,
And strengthen family.
Prayers will be said, no gays will wed.
By my authoritay!
(Congress)
He aims to kill all liberal bills,
And strengthen family.
Prayers will be said, no gays will wed.
By his authoritay!
Oh, I'm Republican and I'm OK,
Don't fuck with me, I'll make you pay!
(Congress)
He's Republican and he's OK,
Don't fuck with him, he'll make us pay!
Bring it on!
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