How hot is it? It's so hot....

[NightWatcher]

that Snoop Dogg dropped it

that I saw a squirrel in the park putting ice on his nuts



what else ya got?

[RSillsbee]

1. I saw a dog chasing a cat

and they were both walking

[Forkboy]

2. Dolly Parton was selling shade.

[Skittles]

3. in Texas, I saw 96 degrees and said WOW! A BREAK IN THE HEAT!!!

I am being serious here

[struggle4progress]

4. I couldn't tell my water heater had stopped working

[rug]

5. I had to wait three minutes after I opened a can of cat food.

[freshwest]

6. I'm overjoyed!!! The sun has been out for over 12 hours now!!!!! It's nearly 80 degrees!!!!

[sakabatou]

7. It's so hot, it's 72 degrees!

:wow:

[freshwest]

12. it's punishing! How can you bear it? Or my gosh, it's going back to 75. I may close the window. LOL

[SOteric]

8. It's so hot... -People are being rude to each other just to get the cold shoulder.

.

[SOteric]

9. It's so hot...-Steam has been spotted rising off of Samuel L. Jackson

.

[SOteric]

10. It's so hot...-The trout we caught while fishing came out of the lake already fried.

.

[SOteric]

11. It's so hot...-A 1 inch layer of ice has melted on Martha Stewart's underpants.

[freshwest]

14. Really... How would you know? Is there something in your life you've been keeping to yourself?

Lounge lizards want to know!

[SOteric]

16. Her publicist released a statement earlier today.

:D

[freshwest]

17. Wow, so he's.. Uh... Been there. I'm unmoved at the thought, though...

[dixiegrrrrl]

25. Ok, that's funny, right there, I don't care who you are.

[dixiegrrrrl]

13. It was so hot in DC that Dick Cheney was waterboarding himself!

[freshwest]

19. I meant to BWAHAHAHA here. The heat is making me go blind... Down to 75

[SOteric]

15. It's so hot...-"Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire" is now a literal description.

.

[freshwest]

18. BWAHAHAHA!!!

[one_voice]

20. .....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that made me laugh out loud...it was 123 (with heat index) yesterday in Wilmington, Delaware...it was over 100 again today...I think my brain looks like that commercial..this is your brain on drugs...my pool isn't even cool.

We're gonna get a cold snap over the next few days...87-89 then back up to the 90's YAY! :crazy: :eyes:

[Odin2005]

21. It was 75F in Fargo today.

:)

[guitar man]

22. It's hot enough

To make the Amish go out and buy air conditioners :silly:

[MilesColtrane]

23. It's so hot, the fire hydrants are whistling at dogs and saying, "Here, boy! Here, boy!".

[Quixote1818]

24. It's so hot Mr. Heat Miser decided to sleep with the Snow Miser

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