I like to sit. From here on in, I will be sitting.

[givemebackmycountry]

I have been hard at it today.
Cleaning.
Laundry.
Floors.
AND.
The bathrooms.
I have two.
I live alone.

As a man it's quite a powerful feeling to have TWO bathrooms to defile any time I choose.
UNTIL, you have to clean them, and then it's just nasty personified.
From here on in I shall sit when I pee.
I vow that I will.

Women sit when they pee, and I like and respect women.
Maybe they know something I do not.
I do not have a woman, so therefore it is left to me to clean my bathroom(s).
Do not take that statement that if I did have a woman, I would expect HER to clean the bathroom(s).
Don't put words in my mouth.

However, I am now seeing after many years of living alone that there is a certain wisdom in sitting while one pees.
I pledge to sit while I pee from here on in.

BECAUSE I AM SICK AND TIRED OF CLEANING THE FUCKING TOILET BOWLS AND THE FLOORS THAT SURROUND THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you.
I now return you to your regular programming.

[rurallib]

1. even at the urinal at the baseball game?

[NightWatcher]

2. if you've got to pee, take it outdoors, all the wolves do it

a few years ago there was a construction co mishap and we had no water for 3 days. We manually flushed with water we poured in the back of the tank.

I spent the majority of the time in my man cave (basement), playing on the computer and drinking beer. I got to the point where I just left a window open to answer nature's call.

Long story short, pee outside, it's liberating

[Kali]

6. do not do that near the house if you live in a dry climate where it rarely rains

because, trust me on this, the stench really builds up:puke:

[Curmudgeoness]

3. Finally, one man who really gets it!

Do not get a black light and shine it on the walls.

[freshwest]

4. Better late than never to learn these things.

[Lucinda]

5. Smart man.

:)

[MrsBrady]

7. if you declare this around single women

you might not be single for long

:rofl:

[RedCloud]

8. Aren't you afraid about "dangling" too close to the waters of oblivion?

[givemebackmycountry]

9. No. I am Irish. There is no "dangle"

Dingle maybe.
Dangle no.
I would have to have a Ron Jeremy type of transformation to even come close to a "dangle".

:P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. !

:rofl: