When MFM returns, will you welcome him with open arms...if he's not wearing pants?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[rurallib]

1. some people simply were not made to wear pants.

[Chan790]

2. If I was walking down the street and I saw a man in no pants...

I'd give him mine. I doubt they'd fit though...38x34 is a weird size. Would it be weird to hug MFM while not wearing pants if he was wearing mine cinched somewhere around sternum-height?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. OK, I'm lost. He's wearing your pants, but now you're pantsless?

My suggestion is that if you think there's a possibility of running into him, especially on a day when he'd not wearing pants (which basically could be any day), carry a spare. That way you could both welcome each other and you could both be wearing pants. Otherwise, it could be weird for you, because he's probably had more experience walking around in public without pants than you have (although I don;t want to jump to conclusions).

:rofl:

:toast:

[freshwest]

4. Wear a kilt with pants underneath. I know that's not correct, but you can share w/o being arrested.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. Well, that's one possibility...

...I'm not sure that I agree with it, but it's a possibility.

:rofl:

[freshwest]

15. Give him the kilt, you wear the pants. He's used to being 'wild and free' all this time, ya know!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

16. That made me think of Frank Zappa's song "Concentration Moon"...

Concentration moon
Over the camp in the valley
Concentration moon
Wis I was back in the alley
With all of my friends,
Still running free:
Hair growing out
Every hole in me

:rofl:

:toast:

[freshwest]

18. My favorite Zappa songs are:

Apostrophe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twgwDQrP1ok&NR=1

Don't Eat That Yellow Snow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws5Xeu3BEQk

What can I say...

[pacalo]

19. Don't Eat The Yellow Snow -- yes!

:fistbump:

Loved "Uncle Remus", too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdsRppc86uI&feature=related

[freshwest]

22. Yeah, I like that one, because some days are like that, but we have to keep on going, LOL

[petronius]

25. Hey, that's my size! Kind of a pain in the ass to find sometimes - you're

probably the dude who's getting in there ahead of me and buying them all up... :grr:

[bluesbassman]

5. Sure, and here's the theme song for his triumphant return...

:rofl:

http://youtu.be/2lLmYLw0WRI

[Amerigo Vespucci]

14. And do you know what the BEST part of your post is?

It's the comments from the YouTube poster, "BasicGreatGuy"...

In my opinion, this is one of the greatest love songs ever written. Steve Perry did a fabulous job with this song. It was great to see them in concert in the early 80s. This song is timeless.

I'm guessing BasicGreatGuy wouldn't approve of the song being used in THIS manner. But I hear the song and can see MFM running across a field of daisies, the sun bright and the sky blue, his johnson gently flapping in the breeze...

QUICK. Pass the EYEWASH.

:rofl:

:toast:

[pacalo]

23. The mandatory follow-up post for that comment is...

"It will be broken arms in less than a second."

:rofl:

[kimi]

26. Wait, WHAT??

Johnson gently flapping in the breeze??

I've known several Johnsons. Mary and Dave Johnson lived across the street from us when I was a kid in Redwood City CA. They NEVER flapped, in OR out of the . . .



Ohhhhh. NOW I get it.


:blush: :yoiks:

[freshwest]

32. One of my favorites. This is what he's gonna sing back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inXC_lab-34

[Capn Sunshine]

6. just as long as i have my raincoat on its all good.

I'm sure he's stalking the halls in those backless gowns the hospital supplies anyway.

[pacalo]

21. OMG!

:rofl:

[Kali]

36. BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :applause:

[rug]

7. Yes and I'll be the first to shake his

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[Arugula Latte]

8. I cried because I had no pants, then I met a man also without pants

Turns out it was MFM, and then I reeeeeally cried upon seeing him pantsless.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

12. That's my favorite inspirational saying!

Except I don't remember the original being about "pants."

:rofl:

:toast:

[UTUSN]

9. I'm here, thinking about not wearing pants, but not even TSA cares. n/t

[UTUSN]

10. Addendum: is that pic MFM?!1 It's pertinent to the o.p.'s question. n/t

[Amerigo Vespucci]

13. YES, he posted it shortly before he went into the hospital...

...and I've been recycling it ever since.

:toast:

[Tikki]

17. Tightly....

:) ...hurry back, darlin'....


Tikki

[pacalo]

20. The rules around here will just have to be changed. Ordering a new sign for MFM's return...

[marzipanni]

24. To provide a pantsless transition from hospital gown to home

I think MiddleFingerMOM should have a muu-muu. Really! They are so comfortable, cool (made for wear in a tropical clime, after all) and who would know one has no pants on underneath!?!

I'm sure MFM is more svelte than this model, but here is a visual showing how appropriate this would be.

[pacalo]

27. Hahaaaa! That is the cutest view from behind!

:rofl:

[quakerboy]

28. Only If I dont have to wear pants either.

[Iggo]

29. Especailly!

[Iggo]

30. I spel gud. (n/t)

[Bake]

31. With open arms in the figurative sense only.

I'm not hugging a pantless dude. Just sayin' ...

But in the figurative sense? Hells yeah!

:hi:

Bake

[freshwest]

33. Virtual hugs are safer

[Kali]

34. he may not have any pants...

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[Amerigo Vespucci]

37. How cool...

...I'm glad I checked up on some of my older threads or I would have missed it!

[Kali]

38. more

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9731143&mesg_id=9743904

[Amerigo Vespucci]

39. Thanks for the link...I missed those too.

Glad to see he "turned the corner"...I know it was especially tough for you to go through the ups and downs of his recent treatment. It's a testament to his personality that even though it was frustrating, he hung in there and didn't let it extinguish his spirit. I'm looking forward to him getting back to 100%...soon!

[mikeytherat]

35. American Pants (trousers) or UK Pants (underwear)?

mikey_the_rat

[Bake]

40. I think we need to kick his ass for scaring the shit out of us!

Paging Dr. Skittles ...

:hi:

Bake