I just cut open a Jalapeño pepper, and there's a facial image on the stem...

[brooklynite]

Two ears, two eyes and a crooked smile...is there an approved way to destroy the pepper, or should I run across the street to the Catholic Church to request an Exorcism?

[Curmudgeoness]

1. Say it is Jesus (or Mary if it looks female) and sell it on ebay.

At least, that is what I would do.

[freshwest]

2. It's MFM. Call a priest!

[struggle4progress]

3. Hold it against the window and use your sledge-hammer to smush it like a bug

If you don't want jalapeño bits sprayed around your abode, then use a window at somebody else's house

[rug]

4. Bring it to a lab instead.

Test it to make sure it's not this guy.

[Seedersandleechers]

5. Feed it to this dog

[applegrove]

6. I was once doddleling from one of the three hole punches of one paper through to another.

My doodle came out looking like Jesus. What did I do? Why I cut it out, a tiny round little circle and put a tac through it and stuck it to a cork board!! LOL I'm an agnostic so using the tack wasn't any sorta religious statement.