Thanks to the Norway Nutjob....

[PaddyBlueEyes]

I am sitting at work all night...Grrrrrr. I hate right wing tools..:mad:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Why do you have to work all night? Are you in Norway?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

2. Nope..

I work in Law Enforcement, right now doing threat assesments..etc etc etc..

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I suppose the wackjob copycats are coming out of the woodwork now.

[freshwest]

4. At the same level as after the Gifford shootings?

[MrScorpio]

5. I feel ya

We used to have to do a lot of extra shit after terror attacks when I was in the service

[coyotespaw]

6. Yep, tools suck...

but we should concentrate on the happy moments here at DU.

[krispos42]

7. I bet it goes something like this...

<Ring. Ring. Ring.>

PBE: Police, how can I help you?

Caller: Hey, Baconator, I'm going to shoot up a mosque this Friday, better stock up on body bags!

PBE: That's a pretty serious threat, Mr. Johnson of 438 Oak Terrace

Caller: <pause> You can't know that! I dialed star-seven-oh to block my Caller ID number! You're just guessing!

PBE: Star-seven-oh disables call waiting. Star-six-seven is per-call Caller ID blocking.

Caller: Urp.

PBE: You have about two minutes to burn your right-wing book collection before the cruisers get there. It would be better for you if you could be lying in your front yard, on your face, with arms and legs spread wide.

Caller: Urp.

PBE: Is there any other thing I can help you with?

Caller: Urp.

PBE: Thank you for calling emergency services. Have a nice three-to-five. <click>