He lasted two seconds.

[warrior1]

TMI about Hugh Hefner.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/07/27/crystal.harris.sex.ppl/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds."

"Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

She adds that they had sex just once.

"He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked."

**
I would say that it was probably a blessing.

IBTL on own thread.

[bigwillq]

1. Did she think it was going to be good?

:shrug:

[freshwest]

2. Probably not, but now she'll get paid to talk about it. She got what she wanted.

[distantearlywarning]

3. Trashy gold digger.

I feel sorry for Hef.

[Raffi Ella]

4. classy girl.

She's making herself look bad, not Hef.

[pacalo]

9. Exactly. And now she's prostituting herself a second time by talking about it.

And it's not exactly a revelation that this could have happened in the first place.

:silly:

[MilesColtrane]

5. Yanno...

call Hefner what you will; a chauvinistic fossil, pathetic Peter Pan, etc., but I'm pretty sure he has never publicly broadcast the intimate details of his many trysts.

[RedCloud]

6. Many birds do this and yet bond for life!

Show her the bird, old Hugh!

[petronius]

7. Did she think any of it was about her needs and desires?

Except perhaps her desire for money and notoriety... :shrug:


Reminds me of this old joke:

Tired of the boring "straights" she'd been laying, a gal decided she'd find out if bikers were really the heavy "cocksmen" that she heard they were.

So she picked up a gigantic biker and went with him up to his pad. Stripped and ready, anxiously awaiting some real action, she was astonished to see that his fully erect dick was only two inches long.

"Who," she demanded scornfully, "do you think you're gonna satisfy with that?"

Grinning confidently, the biker replied, " Me!"

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. did you expect a better performance from either of them?

I know I don't.

[gratuitous]

10. I had hoped this was about Mancow being waterboarded

Then I remembered that he didn't make even quite two seconds.

[SCantiGOP]

11. reminds me of a hilarious story

A girl I was dating in college told me one of her friends mentioned that she had gone home with a guy from a party and he managed to do it six times. She said she was impressed, and asked how long he needed to rest in between rounds. She said, no, I mean in and out six times before he came, rolled over and went to sleep.

[MerryBlooms]

12. Honor and self respect is old school. n/t