As a patron of upscale restaurants, I am upset that

[madinmaryland]

my beer and travel money has been paid to the parents of the screaming children in the restaurants.

:mad:

[geardaddy]

1. Heh heh.

Damn brats.

[petronius]

2. But exposure to the screaming children provides one of many experiences, right?

So it's not like you got completely ripped off...

[madinmaryland]

3. But I am still due my beer and travel money.

:grr:

[Iggo]

4. oops

:rofl:

[freshwest]

5. California Peggy may be able to tell you where it went.The Icelanders are keeping it for you.

[taterguy]

6. Applebee's isn't an upscale restaurant

Dumbass

[TK421]

7. It is only for a second that the salt shaker has been tampered with since

several cars in the parking lot still have their lights on. The waitress doesn't care, though. Everyone else at table six is having a good laugh at the ones at table fourteen ( they are the only ones who know the truth about what is REALLY happening ).

Don't ever forget to bring your cell phone charger

[freshwest]

8. I've noticed that for some parents, 'child friendly' means everyone else gets to babysit their kids.

Since they let the kids run loose and pretend they don't know them. I never quite had that level of trust with my kid and strangers. After a few local kidnappings, I kept the kid in touching distance.

[HipChick]

9. One of the best marriage proposals I ever had was ruined by a baby screaming...

It cried and screamed the whole time...I thought it was a bad omen, and didn't marry the guy...

[freshwest]

10. Wow, that's so sad!

[Bake]

12. If that was one of the best, what was the WORST?

:hi:

Bake

[HappyMe]

11. Now that's funny.

:rofl:



Perhaps there is a Supplemental Beer & Travel fund that you can apply to. Hopefully they cut you a check before the govt shuts down or the Breast Feeders of Olive Garden get their hands on it.

[blueamy66]

13. Go to a sports bar like my guy does....

no kids around...

but the food may be sub par...