I'm lunching at Hooters. Feel free to ask me anything

[NightWatcher]

First impression. I saw an owl on the sign, so being the nature lover that I am, I went in.

No owls, but a lot of tacky orange shorts and tight tank tops on a bunch of twenty year old girls. I'm upset but will manage.

[geardaddy]

1. The owls are on the menu.

[NightWatcher]

2. Aw man, didn't see that. I had the buffalo chicken sandwich

I think I will have to get a tshirt. I wonder if they'll show me how to tie it so that my chest is emphasized.

[Pool Hall Ace]

3. If you are really a male, as it says on your profile,

what would happened if you applied for a server position at Hooters?

[NightWatcher]

4. I think my C-cups speak for themselves.

I might hang out of the shorts however.

I'm at the Hooters in Mobile, AL. They'd be damned lucky to have me.

[abq e streeter]

6. The following would, and did happen....

# In 1997, three men from the Chicago area sued Hooters after being denied employment at an Orland Park, Illinois, restaurant. Each of them was awarded $19,100. Four men who filed a similar lawsuit in Maryland received $10,350 each. The settlement allows Hooters to continue luring customers with a female staff of Hooters Girls. But the chain also agreed to create a few other support jobs, like bartenders and hosts, that must be filled without regard to sex.<14>

[Pool Hall Ace]

7. I should have known that someone had already tried this,

with Google being our friend and all. Thanks! :hi:

[abq e streeter]

9. Always glad to help provide, as Dylan so succinctly put it, "useless and pointless knowledge".

[Angry Dragon]

5. I wonder if they have ever had anyone

'over qualified' for the job??

[abq e streeter]

8. And, as one of the lounge's self-appointed intellectuals, may I present a relevant clip

(basically the last part of it) , from my hero and role model Al Bundy, that I believe may help sum up this discussion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGC2LajXRlA

[Patiod]

10. Do they still make the servers wear pantyhose?

In the twenty-first century - pantyhose? Seriously?