A balogna sandwich w/mayo left on the dashboard of a hot car with the windows rolled up

[Amerigo Vespucci]

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[bluesbassman]

1. Well duh, how else you supposed to cook 'em?

:rofl:

[chollybocker]

2. Smell it first, jjjust to see how gross it is.

Then get your friends to smell it. Then eat it *highfive* as you drive to the hospital.

[mikeytherat]

3. I'd go with the greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray.

mikey_the_rat

[Bake]

4. Kinda like fried bologna ... if it's hot enough in your area.

Should be good! Mmmmmmm!

Bake

[kayakjohnny]

5. Let a cat smell it.

If it's any good, it'll take a nibble.

[rrneck]

6. Should be ok. Watch the sardines though. nt

[Zorra]

7. May be considered a delicacy soon if the debt cieling deal doesn't go down. nt

[pacalo]

8. If you had JUST rolled down the windows, dammit!

[Deep13]

9. The mayonaise at least probably contains harmful bacteria. nt

[MilesColtrane]

10. Amerigo Vespucci: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Marge: Are you going to eat it?
Amerigo Vespucci: (short silence) ...Yes.

[Kali]

11. as long as the windows were up there shouldn't be any germs in there

:9

but who the fuck puts mayo on baloney? MUSTARD!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

12. HEY! Balogna sandwiches on Wonder Bread with Miracle Whip were my mom's SIGNATURE DISH!

Seriously, every once in a long while I buy Wonder Bread, Oscar Meyer balogna, and a jar of Miracle Whip...not so much that I like it, but that it's a nostalgia "comfort food" from my youth.

My mom cooked GREAT stuff...her meatballs (I have the recipe), her mac & cheese (I have the recipe), her meatloaf (I have the recipe)...

...and she cooked other things we probably don't want to talk about.

:rofl:

[Kali]

14. I hated baloney until I got married.

We took these odd little train cars - the autovia - from Nogales to Guaymas for our honeymoon and at the various stops on the way down ladies would come on board selling chips and soda and white bread and boloney (and mustard) sandwiches. Learned to love them on that trip and still eat them often.

[pscot]

15. Spam

On wonderbread with Miracle Whip. We'll have to get together sometime and reminisce about jello salads.

[rurallib]

13. sure to have some psychedelic properties by now

smoke it if you can.