I have been searching all my life for my dream woman,

[MiddleFingerMom]

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"Then out came a girl dressed in a scarf and a sneeze
and she did a little dance that made me strong between my knees."
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The first 1 min 40 secs are intros you might wanna skip.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N86YBxFhaqA
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(This is GREAT upbeat housework music!!!!)
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[Amerigo Vespucci]

1. Is this a clip from "The Human Centipede?"

Because if it is, I'm not clicking on it.

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. You obviously think that my unrealistic (in anyone else) libido has been dampened.

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I'm looking for "The Human Millipede".
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[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. We kept calling the hospital and begging them to put some saltpeter in your Demerol drip.

Looks like the bastards ignored our cries.



:-)

[Kali]

4. oh sure

come back and right away with posting videos!

SOME of us are stuck with dial-up, asshole :spank:

and another :spank: for this shit: "The first 1 min 40 secs are intros you might wanna skip."





:cry:

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Can someone tell me what Kali just said?

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My connection must be too fast to allow me to read her stuff.
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:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:
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[Kali]

8. watch it

I have your nurse's phone number.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Who dat come knockin' at mah do' -- friend...

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... or enema?
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[solara]

11. How lovely you are back

You have been sorely missed


:hug:

[solara]

10. heheheh

:popcorn:

[Demoiselle]

6. I LOVE this music! What a great bunch.

But NOTHING can make me upbeat about housework.
Knowing you are posting again makes me upbeat, MFM.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. !!!

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[UTUSN]

12. Fanny Lu's video might make you stop the housework and look besides listen!1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_kjdCYC_o0


This would be one Colombian with the off-putting name of Fanny Lu. The name itself never led me to seek out even a pic of her, but then this bubble gummy tune became my thing of the moment. And what's with Colombia producing these inner and outer beauties like her, Shakira, and Juanes, with their social consciousness in classy packaging?!1

[retread]

13. Different from Richard Boone's perfect wife. n/t