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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 02:05 PM
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Was Jesus Christ gay?
Hold it...where is that lightning rod?

Okay so we know that he had a "relationship" with Mary Magdolin (ssssh in the way the family talks about your cousin and his "relationship" with that girl)........

We know that he dined with large groups of men.......

We don't know what happened to him or where he went in the "missing years" those oh so impressionable and experimental years....

We know that he never said anything in support or against homosexuality........

That much we know. Do we really need to know anything else?

I wonder why my car cut out on me yesterday........
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 02:09 PM
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1. no more chance of it than there is now, I suppose
Of course it is possible. Kind of hard to know now.
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toddzilla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 02:12 PM
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2. you should post this on FR
The response would keep us going for days on end.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 02:27 PM
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6. Black AND gay?
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 02:16 PM
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 02:21 PM
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4. I always kinda wished he was...
or at least bi.

And Black.

It would stop so much of this crap going on.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 02:24 PM
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5. He would definitely be called black by our standards....
Take a look at the Ethiopian Christians, who have the longest un-diluted heredity of any Christian group.... they date back to Christ's time, and were originally from Judea and Galilee areas.
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 02:29 PM
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7. "Satan, get thee behind me!"
and the ever popular

"love your neighbor"
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Cursive_Knives512 Donating Member (423 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-04 03:33 PM
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8. lol, Be quiet!
Edited on Sun Apr-04-04 03:33 PM by Cursive_Knives512
All those years of Catholic school are going to waste!!!!

Edit: Spelling. (See? I really should've went to public school a long time ago)
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