Armaments 5:1-12 (a short history of nukes, enjoy!)

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(1)Then, after seeing that the weapons of the day were insufficient, the LORD spake unto the political leaders of the Great West Empire, saying, "Lo, the evil powers are developing nuclear weapons. (2) Not nookleyar weapons, nuclear weapons. Therefore I shalt reveal these secrets to your scientists."
(3)And so the LORD revealeth nuclear fission to the scientists of the Great West Empire, and the Great West Empire constructed three nuclear devices.
(4)One the Great West Empire tested in the New Mexico desert.
(5)This lack of faith brought anger to the LORD, and he said, "The nuclear weapons shalt bring a quick end to the war against the evil powers, (6) but because of the unfaithfulness of thou, forever after shalt nuclear weapons bring great wrath and curses."
(7)And lo, the other two devices were dropped upon Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and wrath poureth out upon those two cities.
(8)And lo, the remaining evil power quickly surrendered.
(9)But then the Great West Empire, seeking ever more military power, built thousands and thousands more of these nuclear devices.
(10)So many resources did the Great West Empire devote to these cursed weapons that it created the military-industrial complex, which was the LORD's curse upon the Great West Empire for its unfaithfulness.
(11)Within the military-industrial complex curse, there was much corruption, waste, and inefficiency. So great was this curse that it brought defeat, shame, and embarrassment to the Great West Empire in a long, bloody war fought in the Far East.
(12)And from this military-industrial complex curse arose neoconservatives, bent on increasing the corruption, waste, and inefficiency within the curse as well as lining their own pockets. And from these neoconservatives arose the worst curse the LORD has ever put upon the Great West Empire, the Bu$h administration.

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1. Has ANYONE read this?

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2. so where does the apocolypse come in?

it has to be soon here.

-LK

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3. When bu$h pushes that shiny red button

"Look, Daddy, I blew up Tehran!"
"There goes Paris!"
"Making things go boom is so fun!"

[LastKnight]

4. couldnt clinton have painted it a dull grey or something before he left?

i mean, bush + shiny objects = trouble

cause bush is like a racoon, likes shiny objects and just has to touch them when he sees em.

i mean no offense to racoons, i just had to find something to use as an example.

-LK

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5. ROFLMAO, bu$h still would have found it

with the help of condisleeza and rum$feld.

Edited for spelling

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6. Kick

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7. Is there no place at DU for making fun of US history?