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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-11 02:49 PM
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What happens if you pour self-raising flour on an orphan?
:shrug:
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-11 03:23 PM
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1. A cunning bunch of runts!
Hee, hee, hee.
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hifiguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-11 03:25 PM
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2. or Spot remover on your dog?
:)
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-11 03:26 PM
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3. Nothing, as long as it's part of the basting. Remember - 7 minutes per pound.
Don't let him get too crispy.

mikey_the_rat
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dimbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-11 04:55 PM
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4. Sometimes I feel like a motherless bisquit. n/t
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7wo7rees Donating Member (913 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-11 04:57 PM
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5. A little dusty bastard
Did I get it right?
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-11 04:59 PM
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6. I dunno.
That's why I'm askin'.
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Recovered Repug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-11 07:15 PM
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7. He'll become a self made man.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-11 07:49 PM
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8. he kicks you in the shin
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-11 08:11 PM
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9. If you taunt him enough, you get Teardrop Cookies.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-11 10:01 PM
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10. I always wondering what caused those blank white eyes
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