How many DU'ers would it take to change a lightbulb?

[WillParkinson]

Enquiring minds and all that.

[DS1]

1. None, changing light bulbs would mean supporting GE who

donate money to the GOP, so we all live in the glow of our computer screens and yawn in our coffeeless existences.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. One to change it while 12 Dean supporters piss and moan and whine

about how that lightbulb is never gonna get changed and how they can't do it because they've lost all hope for the presence of light in that room anymore, now that Dean is gone, and then once the light HAS been changed by the non-whiny DUer the Dean supporters piss and moan about the suspicious provenance of the lightbulb used to replace the old one.

[JaySherman]

6. LMAO!

Zing! I can hear the indignant "Hurumphs!" of the whiny Dean supporters now.

It's funny because it's true.

*ducks*

[neoteric lefty]

25. love the new avatar Jay

n/t

[DS1]

7. and a full compliment of astrologers

giving conflicting reads on Dean, saying that he's going to make a big announcement about light bulbs or some light-related matter, including but not limited to energy, switches, neon, argon, sodium, lasers, photons, stars, sunlight, moonlight, daylight, twilight, electricity, washing machines, oven lights, fridge lights, landing lights, headlights, flashlights, candlelight, candlelit dinners, meat, tables, napkins, steak, animals, forks, knives, glasses, clear things, see-through table implements, translucency, wax paper, cutting boards, or onions sometime in the next 14 months.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. LOL! A brilliant addition!

And there's also a strong likelihood, because Mars in the house of Aries and traqvelling through Vaporous Jupiter's Magnetix Flux or some such bullshit like that, that Dean might instead make a big announcement about darkness.

[DS1]

9. shit! I had my star charts upside down again

Let's make that sometime within the next 16 months then, for the sake of accuracy

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. 16 months it is

And a possibility it won't be Dean at all who makes the announcement, but might be instead a bear attacking a family in Montana delaying the opening of Yellowstone, because Astrology isn't about predicting, it's about possibility, and you have to open your mind to alternatives you unbeliever.

[jpgray]

13. Uh oh. Your groupie harem of houris is bound to lose some members

:D

[Shoedogg]

3. 1,000...

1 to change it and 999 to tell them it should have been done differently.

[Endangered Specie]

4. 4... one to change it, and 3 mods to oversee and lock it.

[Endangered Specie]

5. normally it would be 6, but 5 get deleted.

[Ohio Dem]

10. Three DU'ers change it at the same time.

And two of the lightbulbs are locked because they are dupes.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. And then one more DUer, 2 weeks later, to change it again

not realizing that it had already been changed, and 30 DUers will harp on that DUer for repeating something already done. Then, a week after that, it will be changed again. Then a week after that, it will get changed 6 times in one day and everyone on DU will give up telling people it's already been changed and just resignedly let the lightbulb changing happen.

[Ohio Dem]

19. And then some freeper will call it a "lihgtblub" and DU'ers

will make fun of it. And every newbie will start a thread explaining the proper spelling of "lightbulb."

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. LOL! Yes,

it will enter the lexicon of questions constantly asked, like "What is *" and "Why does everyone spell it moran".

"Why does everyone spell it lihgtblub?"

[Endangered Specie]

11. 25, 1 to change it, 24 more to turn it into something sexual

bada boom.

[punpirate]

15. One....

Most DU'ers understand the obvious, and the solution to the obvious.

[jpgray]

17. God help you when the Apostrophe Police arrive, though

Their only solution, so I hear, is utter banishment. :D

[punpirate]

21. Point taken....

It should be DUers.

[jpgray]

16. 5

One to change the lightbulb, two to complain that the reflection of light off their bodies is a forced violation of their free speech rights, and two to say how glad they are the lightbulb was changed so the aforementioned DUers could finally get theirs.

[welshTerrier2]

18. We don't need no stinking light bulbs

there's plenty of light on DU without them ...

[Robbien]

22. Depends on what you want to change the lightbulb in to.

[corporatewhore]

23. 80

one to take the old bulb out one to replace it with another burnt out bulb 25 to say its been changeds and so much better three to say it hasnt really been changed and there aint that much difference 50 to pounce on themand call them traitors republican plants imaginary leftist subversives commies (in a derogative manner) and then call for a purge

[OneBlueSky]

24. 42,273 . . .

one to change the lightbulb, and 42,272 to offer their enlightened views on every aspect of the operation . . . did the lightbulb REALLY need changing? . . . who's decision should it be to change a lightbulb? . . . when changing lightbulbs, which kind of bulb should be used? . . . which wattage? . . . softlight or regular? . . . which brand? . . . shouldn't we be supporting the Lighthouse by purchaing their bulbs? . . . which bulbs should I plant this spring? . . . why is George W. Bush's nose so bulbous? . . . and on, and on, and on . . .

[Dookus]

26. 38

One to say "Man, changing lightbulbs is a bitch" and 37 to attack him for sexism.

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. LOL - I can see that happening

another good post, Dookus!

[Solly Mack]

27. DU'ers don't need lightbulbs

We shine brightly all on our own.

[NoPasaran]

28. I hear the guy who changed the lightbulb voted for Reagan in 1980

I'm keeping my eyes shut in protest!