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Mon Apr-05-04 08:09 AM
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Caption: I see no ships.... |
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Mon Apr-05-04 08:11 AM
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1. from up here i can see some protesters |
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move them another miLe away.
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Mon Apr-05-04 08:14 AM
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2. I can see my house from here, but the suns in my eyes. eom |
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Mon Apr-05-04 08:37 AM
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3. Does the right hand know what the left hand is doing? |
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Who says I can't do 2 things at one time?
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Mon Apr-05-04 09:21 AM
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4. "What? I can't hear you? What?" |
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Mon Apr-05-04 09:24 AM
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5. It still frightens me at some core level watching that man be pResident |
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It frigthens me even more that some polls have him beating Kerry.
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Mon Apr-05-04 10:29 AM
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6. W. is "thinking": "Now I gotta go and I won't be back for three days. |
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Edited on Mon Apr-05-04 10:41 AM by skip fox
Maybe that'll give me time to think how to bring it up again. . . . Karl said he'd REALLY slap the piss outta me if I brought it up again, . . . but the Duck Wad idea is genius! . . . it really is. . . . Geez. . . . Wait a minute. . . Maybe if I started talking about how kids get their parents to buy certain cereals and toys and stuff . . . and then say how kids could get their parents to vote for somebody . . . if the kids really cared and stuff . . . and they'd REALLY care if one of the candidates like me for instance had a fancy nickname and the other didn't . . . and what better nickname, I mean one kids'll like and REALLY care about, than Duck Wad!!!!! . . . Yeah, that'll probably work. Karl'll be all like caught up in the brilliant idea before he can even see Duck Wad coming. And by the time he realizes . . . heck, he'll be already sold! Wow. Chalk up another for the ol' Wad!"
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Mon Apr-05-04 10:31 AM
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7. "I'll greet the group of Native American protesters |
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with the tomahawk chop. That should show that I can be politically correct."
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Mon Apr-05-04 10:31 AM
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Try to finger-boink me, huh? Nyuk, nyuk.
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Mon Apr-05-04 10:33 AM
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9. Yeah, Kerry, I got your salute right here |
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in my left hand!
This is what I was doing while you were earning your medals.
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Mon Apr-05-04 10:42 AM
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10. dont i look impressive? |
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Very military and presidential looking arent 1?
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Mon Apr-05-04 11:15 AM
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11. Server's down, no picture. |
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Nice goin', asshole. You broke Reuters. ;-)
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Mon Apr-05-04 11:56 AM
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12. W. just got done saying, "No, no, Barney, you can't come up until |
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