Single female mistress wanted for about a week.

[trumad]

Only qualification is keeping your mouth shut about that week. ;-)

[T Roosevelt]

1. Hmmm...

Somebody maybe going out of town for a week?

[Robb]

2. I misread at first.

Thought I saw "Only qualification is keeping your mouth shut during that week." :D

[Guy_Montag]

3. Slightly off topic

Are there, proportionally or absolutely, more girls members of DU or Free Republic?

Maybe I should swap sides.
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[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. I think it's about even

Except, as you might imagine, a decent number of the women here are lesbians. All of the lovely DU women are, however, totally hot and amazing. :bounce: :hi:

[Guy_Montag]

5. It's just most of the posts I read are from chaps...

rather than ladies.

Maybe I'm looking at the wrong subjects.

[supernova]

6. Or maybe

some posts are by ladies, you just think they're chaps. ;-)

[Guy_Montag]

7. Hmmm, ladies pretending to be chaps...

:evilfrown: does that mean some chaps pretend to be ladies?

[trumad]

8. There are bunch of females at DU

and they're all hot as hell....

[supernova]

9. Not pretending

They (we) have a rather forcefull speaking/debate style, which is percieved as a masculine trait. Quite a few of us have had "Hey, I'm a girl, dammit!" threads here in the Lounge. :D


edit: so the next time you think someone is really challenging you in GD or GD2004, it could be a ..... gasp! .... it could be someone with breasts.

[Guy_Montag]

12. I see...

It's just whenever I check out someones profile it always seems to belong to a guy (ummm I'm not sure I like where this is going...)

Anyway I like girls speaking out forcefully, fiesty women are so much more fun!

[Guy_Montag]

13. What's GD? n/t

[supernova]

14. General Discussion

a.k.a GD Smooth (plain GD) and GDCrunchy (GD2004) because GD is so much calmer now that the election threads have moved to their own forum GD2004. It gets wild and wooly in there a lot. :D

[Guy_Montag]

15. As long as she...

doesn't mind me staring at them while I debate with her, that's fine.

(I really need to get out more!)

[prolesunited]

19. I think MOST women on DU would find it

VERY offensive if you stared at her breasts while debating her. If that's your general attitude toward women, you certainly won't have much success around here.

In fact, you will likely find a number of self-identifying male feminists who would call you on such rude and boorish behavior.

[supernova]

22. Yes, you do. - eom

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. dam straight we are

lesbian and hot and amazing

[VelmaD]

11. What exactly did you have in mind?

;-)

[trumad]

16. 24x7 sex

for about 5 minutes.

[matcom]

17. should smokers apply?

:D

[trumad]

20. Depends on what they're smoking...

;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. ROFL....Ouch I hurt myself.

;)

[VelmaD]

21. But what are we gonna do with...

the other 10075 minutes of the week? Play tiddly-winks? Eat ice cream in bed? Watch Oprah?

[supernova]

23. That's when

you could eat the vodka ice cream. :D

[trumad]

24. I could tell you my whole life story

and then we'd have 10070 minutes left.

BTW: Everything is in 5 minute increments with me..;-)

[VelmaD]

25. Honey, after a week with me...

I can guarantee your life story will take more than 5 minutes. ;-)

[KinkyDem]

26. After a week with her

it would six months to tell your life story!

[VelmaD]

27. Hee...and that's just the parts...

that can be spoken of in polite company. :evilgrin:

[KinkyDem]

28. I would have SO little to say.

like now.

[VelmaD]

29. Tell me about it...

my life has gotten WAY more complicated and interesting in the last couple of years and I can't hardly tell anyone about it because I don't wanta hear what a horrible human being I am. :shrug:

[KinkyDem]

30. I'll tell you mine

if you tell me yours.

I SO need more kinky friends that aren't directly involved in my life.

[VelmaD]

31. Drop me a pm...

if you really want to know. :)

I'm not telling on the thread...I really REALLY don't wanta have to hear about it from everyone on the board. (I've seen one too many holier-than-thou, prude convention, even here in the Lounge.)

[trumad]

32. Check it out...I may have started somethng here.

you guy's better invite me to your wedding....

[VelmaD]

33. Well, a girl's gotta do something...

(or someone) to pass the time if you're only good for 5 minutes a week. ;-)

[KinkyDem]

34. yes Trumad

but can you finish it?

And yes, I am in fact looking for a mistress. ANd yes in fact Velma would probably do nicely.

Problem is most of the women on this board aren't local to me and I'm not independently wealthy.

[VelmaD]

35. Forget inviting him to the wedding...

invite him to a threesome. ;)

I always saw the best part about the internet is that you can meet people from all over the world. The worst part about the internet is you can meet people from all over the world. *big sigh* :)

[KinkyDem]

36. come on Trumad!

Show us what yer made of!

[VelmaD]

37. yeah...what are ya, trumad...chicken?

Hee...poultry...this just keeps on getting kinkier by the post.

[trumad]

38. Ya wanna know what I'm made of....

The Jello on this chicks belly baby!

[VelmaD]

39. So, you're jiggly...

and a little fruity. Who knew?

So is there any comment I can make with the words "me", "you", "eating", and "kinkydem" in it that won't get us all banned for egregious violation of the "no sex thread" rule? ;-)

[trumad]

41. This thread is not about sex

it's about mind stimulating words games that take the form of srabble..:shrug:

[VelmaD]

42. Oh...that's what we're gonna do...

with those other 10070 minutes. Kewl.

Word games are way more fun with 3 too. ;-) I know I'm feeling...stimulated.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

40. AHHHHHhhh sweet mystery of life at last I've found yooooou!

Oh...I thought you said "singing".