Hate Mailbag has new stuff!!!!

[Lady Freedom]

Yes, it is time for new twisted facts and bad spelling!!!! Bring it on!!!! Biggest laugh for me is where one guy says how great the war is going. Has he turned on the TV lately??

[Braden]

1. its almost too ignorant to believe

"Mine Kamp"

highlight of the reading was the reference to Mine Kamp.

[Westegg]

16. "Mine kamp is in der mountain caves..."

..."Mine dagger wet mit blood"/
I dream of being a DU'er/
But mine soul, it's caked with crud."

[VolcanoJen]

17. Scaramouche! Scaramouce! Will you do the fandango?

Dammit, EarlG, you're splittin' my gut over here!!


Ode-eriffic
From: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]
Sent: Tuesday, November 04, 2003 2:28 PM
Subject: The ballad of Election Lost...

Nine men of hate
Stood tall and proud,
and shot hate filled words
amongst the crowd,
Gephardt and Dean
faces twisted and mean,
And then there was Kerry
this man was he scary,

They hated Bush
and they hated the war,
they forgot about terror
and Bin Laden at the door,
3000 souls of the towers did weep
at the voice of evil riding a mule,
They lost California because of their spew,
They lost two Governships too!

So what shall it be
when the voters shall speak,
will they cease to exist
let's wait and see.....


DU RESPONDS: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche scaramouche
Will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolts and lightning
Very very frightening
Me!

Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo Figaro

Magnifico!

[lpbk2713]

2. Hilarious morans.

".......Every thing on here is fake and making America, the land I love, the home of the brave and land of the free, look bad........"

Been looking at the RNC website again I see.

[Lady Freedom]

3. They keep venting...

we keep laughing!!!

[NightTrain]

4. I found this one particularly memorable

<<I am a conservative. I work for a living and pay a ton in taxes. I DONOT support the idea of you liberals taking my money and giving it to welfare white trash and niggers who do drugs, bums who you call the "homeless", people who have made bad decisions in their life and as a result live in double wides, homos who like to play pillow biter games, and Bill and Hillary who would rather lie than tell the truth.>>

Yep. You're a conservative, all right!

[skypilot]

5. Someone should ask him....

...why he's still paying a "ton in taxes" with the conservatives control all the branches of government these days.

[Lady Freedom]

8. First he would need to think.

And that can hurt many Freepers!

[rustydog]

10. Trent Lott wrote a letter to DU?

[Lady Freedom]

20. hehe!

:evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

6. Maybe they should start to post what they seen us as jokes...

instead of this
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1111101/posts

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. What's a nimwit?

And someone on the hate mail thing said something about taking a poll before doing anything...um, I thought this was government for the people, by the people, of the people...why is taking a poll such a bad thing? You find out what your people want! Have these people that keep calling us names for calling their "royalty" names ever been to Free REpublic? Oh, but wait that name calling is ok because it's them doing it.
Duckie

[GOPisEvil]

11. A cross between a dimwit and a nimrod?

:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. Nimrod's my favorite

Enigma Variation...

[scottcsmith]

9. Uh...which hate mailbag?

The one here at DU?

If it's elsewhere, a link would be appreciated...

[VolcanoJen]

12. OUR hate mailbag!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/mail/hatemail_22.html

Oh, yeh!! Bring it on!! I love this shit....

[scottcsmith]

13. This is different than the one posted on 4/2?

I read it on 4/2, is there new mail?

[VolcanoJen]

14. Same one as 4/2.

It's just that some of us never get off the boards, and miss the homepage.

I'm one of those types. :-)

[VolcanoJen]

15. My personal favorite... EarlG, you are a HOOT!

Frivolous Lawsuits (Part Two)
From: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]
Sent: Monday, November 03, 2003 12:11 AM
Subject: You will be sued if i do not have a response!!!!!

This is some bull shit!!! I can't even state my opinion on this site. If I don't get a response in a e-mail in a couple days I'm willing to sue the fuck out of you liberals for FALSE information. Every thing on here is fake and making America, the land I love, the home of the brave and land of the free, look bad. Actually you liberals make America look bad. The only thing worse then terrorism in America, is Liberalism and your bring America down and I'm not going down with it!!!

Tonio

DU RESPONDS: Hang on Tonio, the phone's ringing. Oh my god! It's you! You're going to sue us! You want a BILLION DOLLARS! Just kidding, it was your mother. She wants her underwear back.

[Ratty]

19. Wait for it, wait for it ....

God, that was masterful. And two of them in one issue. Good job.

Reminds me again that the number one reason I'm not Republican is because of Republicans.